conclusions

chapter 15

This chapter radiates crackhead energy because it was almost midnight and I was sleep deprived, starving because GROWTH SPURTS SUCK and the feeling of death so let's go my friends
Denki's POV

Class was really boring today, but then it was time for lunch so I was happy. Today Shinso was being very social and I was so proud of him. He's letting the importance of loved ones sink in.

He sat with us today and I was pleased with his decision. Thinking about my options for what I could do, I decided to do what I do best: pester Shinso!

"Heyyy, 'Toshi!" I said tugging on his sleeve. He turned to face me and I started blowling bubbles into my chocolate milk carton through the straw.

"Shit!" Bakugo suddenly yells getting attention from all around the cafeteria. "We have a test today."

"In what!?" I looked around in a panicked state of mind. "Mic's class I think." Mina clarifies. "Oh, then I should be fine." I continue to annoy Shinso. "Am I a good hero?" He contemplates his options. "We're not really heroes yet." I frown and turn away pretending to be mad. Mina notices and makes her mouth into a round shape to tease me. Shinso turned red and said I was the number one hero in his eyes.

The testing period

I finished the test really early and Mr. Yamada said we needed to wait for everyone to finish before talking so I changed the Bakusquad group chat names.

BAKUSQUAD😝💥
bakuHOE: who the fuck changed our names
slime ASMR: who do you think?
bakugo's fav top: I don't get mine???
bakuHOE: IM GOING TO KILL YOU DUNCE FACE
flextape: Now THAT'S a lotta damage!
pikachu: rawr
bakugo's fav top: Can someone please just explain mine?
flextape: Hey guys
flextape: Aizawa's current status: distracted
slime ASMR: Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Mina sends everyone in the Bakusquad a video and then when I go to play it I realize my volume is all the way up. To make things worse, it's Mina saying, "I think I heard Aizawa and Mic fucking, where's the bleach?" My heart skips a beat as I get a strange look. Everyone stares at me, especially Shinso. I start panicking. I'll have to move to a new town, get a new name. Pikaki Kamachuri... Yeah that might just work! I can become a girl. Yes... Breast implants might just be the way to go in my situation. And Kiri's sharp ass teeth can bite off my dick, no homo. Denki Kaminari is no more, from now on I am Miss Pikaki Kamachuri.

"I'll give you a candy wrapper if you promise to forget about this." I offer to Mic receiving some giggles. "You know what... You have a deal mostly because I honestly don't really care. That was pretty funny if you ask me." My jaw drops and I move on as Denki Kaminari. I might not have to become a girl after all!

BAKUSQUAD😝💥:
pikachu: can I add Shinso? 
slime ASMR: Sure!
"pikachu" has added "paint brush" to the chat.
paint brush: Is that really the best name you could have thought of?
flextape: I mean it suits you well dude

The rest of that period consisted of me being annoying and bothering the Bakusquad. The day went on and nothing really happened after that. I ended the day by taking a bubble bath because I'm best boy.

Next day

I woke up to the sound of my custom phone alarm: Everyone in class 1-A saying something weird! This time I woke up to Todoroki saying, "Maybe I would look good in All Might thigh highs." I laughed in memory of the time I recorded my alarm and listened peacefully to the rest of the wacky sentences.

Today was Tuesday, which meant tomorrow I would get another clue! Props for me living as long as I did. I thought for sure I would've electrocuted myself and ended life in an instant.

Maybe I should make a Blue's Clues play... I could be the green shirt guy and solve all the riddles! I plan my new live action show and prepare for the day.

The school day went on like normal. I felt really energized which was great since I need to stay up late tonight.

It wasn't a very special day. Training, lunch, more classes, the usual.

The school day ended and I finished the day up by walking home with all my friends.

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