Denki's POV
It was the middle of the night and Shinso seemed to be asleep.
Perfect.
I slowly crept out of bed and tip-toed my way to the kitchen. After very slowly opening the pantry I took out a piece of bread, sticking it in the toaster. While waiting for it to cook, I decided to mess with people a little bit.
I have the reputation to be an idiot, and I hold the title very well. Usually I use that to my advantage and mess around with people since they'll believe just about anything I say.
Even if it was two in the morning, I doubt people are actually sleeping. Me being a very observant person used the information I knew to select some classmates that would for sure be awake.
After some thinking of the perfect sentence to send, I got it. Buttering the toast must have given me inspiration.
Here is the list of students I figured would be awake:
Mina, Sero, probably Kiri, maybe Bakugo, Midoriya, Todoroki, Jiro and Tokoyami. After selecting their contacts I sent the most intriguing sentence.
Here is how my conversations went down.
Mina
Denki: omg I need help
Mina: what did you do this time?
Denki: I got my thingy stuck in the toaster again
Mina: what thingy?
Mina: oh
Mina: OH
Denki: what do I do!?
Mina: wait again..?
Denki: ignore that, I just need to get my um
Denki: my
Denki: dingaling out
Mina: THAT'S THE WORST THING TO CALL IT
Mina: but anyway just text Shinso
Denki: ok, adios
Sero
Denki: hey dude guess what
Sero: what
Denki: I got my dick stuck in the toaster again
Sero: LMAO WHAT
Denki: yeah, I don't know how to get it out
Sero: cut it off
Denki: sounds good, thanks bro
Sero: np bro
Kirishima
Denki: HEY DUDE
Kiri: WHAT DUDE
Denki: GUESS WHAT
Kiri: WHAT
Denki: I got my p e n i s stuck in the toaster again
Kiri: I'm sorry WHAT-
Kiri: How..?
Denki: don't make me explain
Kiri: Just go make Shinso... pull it.. out?
Denki: ight bro thanks
Kiri: Sure?
Bakugo
(No response)
Midoriya
Denki: midoriya guess what
Deku: What?
Denki: I got my
Denki: sausage
Denki: stuck in the toaster again
Deku: Oh, I've never heard of cooking it that way!
Deku: Just press the cancel button I guess
Denki: innocent child
Denki: nevermind, it worked
Deku: Oh, ok bye!
Todoroki
Denki: yo guess what
Todo: do i wanna know?
Denki: my dick is stuck in shinso's toaster and idk what to do
Todo: *no reply*
Jiro
Denki: ayo jiro
Jiro: Yeah?
Denki: I stuck my um
Denki: private areas
Denki: in a toaster and now it's stuck
Jiro: I'm concerned for your mental health
Denki: same
Tokoyami
*No reply. He was awake just concerned and was too confused to answer*
So yeah! I finished eating my toast and then crawled back into bed giggling. "Where did you go?" My boyfriend asks, his hair sprawled across his forehead. "I told everyone I stuck my dick in a toaster and they believed it." I proudly admit.
Shinso hesitantly rolls back over and I fall asleep facing his back. The air didn't feel toxic or cold. I knew he was there and that was enough to make me feel safe.
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