S2/E1: Welcome Back Bitchez

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The last time we've seen Buttfucks McGee, it was exactly a year ago. He's now 11 years old and is fucking even more of his friend's mom, he still has natural blue-green hair. Little Baby Bitch is 1 and a half years old and she had that abortion she's been talking about. Mark is still Mark.

One day Buttfucks decided to go for a walk.

"Baby Bitch, I'm leaving. Your going to be by yourself. If you get bored play with the rusty knives in the basement."

"Okay."

Buttfucks walks along the sidewalk, he sees his elderly neighbors, Morty and Gertrude, who are fucking on their porch. They live in a giant Dildo.

"Good morning Mr. & Mrs. Fuxalot."

"Good morning to you too!"

"Hey Mr. & Mrs. Fuxalot, are you coming to our Potluck Party tonight?"

"I'm coming! I'm coming!" Said Morty.

"That's the spirit! What food are you bringing?"

"It'll be a surprise." Gertrude said.

"Alrighty then, have a good fucking."

Buttfucks continue to walk to his friend's, Hashtag Forwardslash, house. He lives in a Giant Used Condom. Buttfucks knock on the door and Hashtag comes out.

"Buttfucks what are you doing here? I'm grounded for two weeks."

"Why?"

"Yesterday I was fucking my mom's friend, but it turned out I was just fucking my mom."

"I did that once and I only got grounded for 1 week."

"Your so lucky."

"Wanna go play?"

"Where are we going to play at?"

"We're going to the park with Animal, Lungz and Amity. They're already there, are you coming?"

"Fine I'll come. But only if Lungz bring the weed."

"That bitch always bring the weed."

Buttfucks and Hashtag meets Animal; a kid who loves to party, Lungz O'Cancerin; a boy who loves to smoke weed. He is always wearing an oversized hoodie, and Amity Happyface; she is very nice and has pretty blue eyes.

"Hi Buttfucks." Amity said.

"Hi Amity. Long time no see. Are you still coming to my Potluck Party tonight?"

"Yeah."

"Awesome."

Amity gives Buttfucks a smile. Buttfucks give Amity a rape smile.

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