Makeover!

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'“I am GOD!!get it!?If i tell you to become a dog!become a dog!If i tell you to be become a monkey,become a monkey!!You will always humor me while stooping down and imploding me for favors.And do your best to flatter me!!I'll say this one more time I am god!!”

“..”

“..”

I sighed

“Humor him all right..I think he humored me..!”

I scoffed and mumbled under my breath

Zenitsu snickered and patted my back

Ah he must've heard it’

Suddenly tanjiro raised his hand

“What exactly do you rule over as a god?”

Zenitsu narrowed his eyes to him as if to say‘Unbelievable

“Nice question! I have high hopes for you! ”

Uzui laughed

‘It's a dumb question.Please don't have high hopes’

I shook my head

“I'm the god who rules over flamboyance The God of festivals”

OH.MY.GOD

I fell to my knees and covered my face with my hands from his preposterous words

“Hm?You called?What's wrong?”

Uzui stared down at me

I forcefully smiled

“I'm just shocked to see the God…”

I chuckled miserably

“Mm!!That's the normal reaction!!you just met a god!”

“I KNOW…!!!”

I laughed like a lunatic

“The wisteria house is the way to the flower District.We'll get prepared there. follow me ”

Then he disappeared

“Huh!?!!”

“There!!!”

Zenitsu pointed to Uzui who was running really fast

“Whoa!!he's so far away he looks as small as a sesame seed!!”

Then i stood up and we started to run towards him

“So this is the power of the festival god..!!!”

Inosuke beamed

“No,That guy is the pillar Uzui Tengen san”

Tanjiro smiled

“After him!!After him!!!”

Zenitsu yelled

“…This is going to be a long..day..”

I sighed

٪Later after they made it to the wisteria house٪

“Once we infiltrate the red light district,we first have to look for my wife.I'll be looking around for information on the demon as well ”

Uzui said as he handed tanjiro the letters

“Here are the letters she sent me via crow”

“There sure a lot..Has your wife been in there for a long time?”

Tanjiro said nervously as he looked at the letters

“ I have three wives”

“Holy shit...Are you womanizer ? ”

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