Cara to Ashley: Babe, what is the different between you and the moon?
Ashley: The moon is far away. And I'm near with you. All the times.
Cara: Almost correct. Another guess?
Ashley: I dunno. What is it?
Cara: Moon only light my night. You light my whole life day and night. 24/7. 365 days.
Ashley: Babe...stoppp...
Meanwhile
(Taylor try to copy Cara.)
Taylor: Karlie, what is the different between you and the moon?
Karlie: Based on my research on Wikipedia, the different is I am human species of course, and The Moon is an astronomical body orbiting Earth as its only natural satellite. It is the fifth-largest satellite in the Solar System, and by far the largest among planetary satellites relative to the size of the planet that it orbits.
Karlie: In simple words, the moon is the natural satellite of the earth, visible (chiefly at night) by reflected light from the sun.
Taylor: *wide eye* 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Karlie: Should I continue? The meaning of human species. The history of human race? I love when you have time to learn scientific discovery like I do.
Taylor: Sure! Please continue-
Taylor: *I date a bookworm, definitely* *I date geek nerdy girl 🤓 * *Yeah, I choose her* *this is my taste* 😭😭😭😭😩
Taylor: *I never should ask her scientific question again*
Karlie: Human species or homo sapiens- *continue in her theory* 🤓
Taylor: *try again next time Taylor* *listen patiently* *dead inside*
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