Karlie: Tay, babe. What is the difference between you and the ocean?
Taylor: hmmm....maybe..Ocean are huge...and I'm small...Im human being.
Karlie: Tettt... Wrong...Ocean is ocean. You are Taylor Swift.
Taylor: *Throw the pillow to Karlie's face* *I know the different I'm not stupid*
Karlie: okay..okay..
Karlie: I ask you again, Why Ocean is salty?
Taylor: because it's science?
Karlie: Yes, why. Try harder, Taylor. You are smart person.
Taylor: Okay! because Fish pee in the ocean?
Karlie: *hit her forehead*
Karlie: No, Ocean is salty because all the sweetness goes to you, Taylor.
Taylor: because ocean contain salt mineral.
Taylor: Let me google it for scientific answer.
(Taylor open up google)
Taylor: (typing) Why ocean is salty?
Karlie: *damn it* *why she is so curious*
Karlie: no. no. no. Babe, it was suppose to be my pickup line for you...
Taylor: pickup line? what is it?
Karlie: ocean is salty because all it's sweetness goes to you. Get it?
Taylor: Why me?
Karlie: Because you are sweet!!!!
Taylor: *blur*
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