130: Couple name

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Tribeca. Dinner at Taylor's.

Karlie: What is fans called your couple name Selena? Julia?

Selena: Fans call us Jelena! J stand for my girl, Julia. Not Justin.

Karlie: What is your couple name Cara? Ashley?

Cara: Cash! Not Carley! lol

Karlie: What is your couple name Gigi? Zayn?

Gigi: Fans call us ZiGi.

Karlie: What is your couple name Camilla? Lauren?

Camilla: Fans call us Camren!

Karlie: What is your couple name Taylor? Joe?

Joe: Fans call us Toe!

Karlie: Toe? Haha I'm glad Fans call me and Taylor, Kaylor.

Everyone: *laughing* *HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA* *TOE?* you mean foot? fans call you Toe? no offense Taylor, Joe but thats so funny.

Karlie: *SAVAGE* *smirked* 😏

Taylor: Actually I want fans call us Jaylor. but...they dont want to be confused with John or Joe Jonas. so...

Joe: But, if that whats make them happy. We happy. *squeeze Taylor's hand*

Karlie rolling her eyes. Bwerk. Feeling nausea.

Joe: So, Karlie, what fans call you and Joshua?

Karlie: Huh? They call us...

Joe: I know. Fans call you Jerklie, right?

Karlie: Actually, Joshua is not celebrity. We dont need anyone to ship us.

Everyone: JERKLIE? *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH* JERK AND LIE? Which one of you is jerk? Joshua? or you Karlie?

Joe: *SAVAGE* *smirked*

Karlie: JERK OFF!! TOE ASSLYN.  *glaring at Joe*

Joe: KRUSHLIE LOSS. *glaring at Karlie*

Taylor: You guys need to calm down.

Joshua: Yeah you two need to calm down.

JOE AND KARLIE: SHUT UP!! *look at Taylor and Joshua at the same time*

Karlie: GAME ON! baby game on.

Joe: GAME ON! bring it on. show me what you get.

Karlie: *start to take off her clothes* *feeling so hot*

Taylor: Okay, the dinner is finish. Everyone please leave. Joshua please bring your boyfriend, Joe, home.

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