144: Breaking News

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New York, Tribecca.

After 1 week of dating in secret.

Taylor: Did you tell anyone we are dating? *serious face*

Karlie: Yes, Tay. I have NO SELF CONTROL and told everyone we know that we are dating. *serious face*

Taylor: Don't be sarcastic. I was just asking. I was testing you. I know you just kidding. I believe in you to keep our relationship private. just you and me.

Karlie: NO, I'm serious. I have NO SELF CONTROL and I AM EXCITED. All our friends and families now know we are together.

Taylor: WHAT THE FUCK?! Karlie, you did not-

karlie: What? IM EXCITED!!! Don't blame me, your love make me crazy.

Taylor: *she really have no self control*

Karlie: I even update my facebook, instagram status. I'm currently in relationship with TAYLOR SWIFT. I tagged you too. See?

Taylor: So no more secret love.

Karlie: Yeah, no more. Our relationship are open to tge public.

Taylor: Yes, open for public hatred by homophobic people.

Karlie: I want everyone know I FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT.

Taylor: Are you crazy?

Karlie: Crazy for you. I'm crazy for your love.

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