Kaylor Jokes (Collection)

56: Gimme a reason...

Taylor: Gimme me one reason for me to love you.

Karlie: I know, you can't live without me..*confident* *serious face*

Taylor: *Damnit* *I should change the question* *it's so hard to play hard with her*

Taylor: No, gimme three reason why I should Love you?

Karlie: three? Why only three? Because you have a thousand reason to be with me....

Taylor: *ohhh...its getting harder..and harder to play hard with her* *dont melt tay* *not yet* *be cool* *it's getting hotter in here*

Taylor: Tell me why should I choose you instead of Joe?

Karlie: if you choose me, I will make sure, you'll be happy forever in my arms...*serious face*

Taylor: why are you so confident that I'll be happy with you? *play cool Tay* *play hard to get* *serious face* *make her know who she's dealing with*

Karlie: Taylor! If you don't choose me today, I'll never show up my face in front of you again. I'll disappear from your life completely. I'll go away far from your life. You'll never see me again. If you not choosing me today, this will be the last day I'll talk to you. This is the last day you will see my face. Hear my voice. I will be gone forever from your life if you don't choose me.

Taylor: *damnit* *since when she learn how to speak up her feelings* *since when she is good with words*

Cara: *from the ears piece* you doing great Karlie. Keep your straight face, serious face, make her hesitate, make her despair, make her anxious,  make her desperate, make her feel like she will losing you if she not choose you now. Make her regret. Make her afraid of losing you. Repeat after me. Okay. Word by word. Great! She will fall for you. I guarantee you.

Karlie: *touch her ear piece at her ears* *smile* *I'm glad I hired Cara* *nodded signal*

Karlie: *down one knees* *open the small black box* *show the big diamond ring* *look at her eyes*

Karlie: Dear miss Taylor Alison Swift, if you choose me now. I will take all your scars, your wound, your heart break, your pains, your flaws, your past...bring it all of them to me. Give it all of them to me. I am not perfect either. I won't promise you the moon and the stars. But, I will promised you now, that you'll never regret loving me. You'll never regret choosing me.

Taylor:

Karlie: I wanna wake up every morning to see your face, to hear your voice, to feel your breathe, to touch your skins.

Continue.

Karlie: Without clouds there is no rain..without ocean there is no waves, without sun there is no light, without moon,the night will be dark, but without you Taylor in my life...

Karlie: there is no happiness. There is no joy. There is no light. There is only empty heart without you-

Taylor: shut up...just kiss me you fool...*grab Karlie up* *kiss her passionately*

Cara and Ashley: Mission accomplished. *high five*

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F.GIMAN