159: Karlie's Poet Moment

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Karlie: Taylor, I wrote a love poem for you last night.

Taylor: Really? Let me hear it. *excited*

Karlie:
If she was the cloud, I will be the rain,
If she was the sun, I will be the moon,
If she was the rose, I will be the thorn,
If she was the mountain, I will be the hiker,
If she was the ocean, I will the wave,
If she was the white, I will be the black,
If she was the yin, I will be the yang,

I will go, everywhere she goes,
I will followed her.
I will find her.
I...

Taylor: Wait a minute.

Taylor: Babe,What if I was a cat? *curious face*

Karlie: Hurmmm... I guess I will be a dog?

Taylor: Cat-dog? Yeah you are right.

Taylor: What if I was a poop?

Karlie: Huh? poop? *thinking* hurm? Why you want to be a poop?

Taylor: Quick, answer it!

Karlie: Maybe I will a toilet bowl....

Taylor: No!! I want you to be a toilet paper.

Karlie: Okay! I will! I will wipe you out. *angry* *annoyed*

Taylor: And what if I...

Karlie: Stop, you ruined my poem moments.

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