Nashville.
Andrea: Who is this tall gorgeous young lady?
Taylor: Mom, this is Karlie Kloss. She is my girlfriend.
Karlie: Hi, Andrea!
Andrea: Karlie, do you have boyfriend?
*Karlie look at Taylor*
Karlie: No, I have a girlfriend.
Taylor: Mom, she don't have a boyfriend. She is my girlfriend.
Andrea: Yeah I know. She is your girlfriend. I ask, if she have a boyfriend.
Taylor: I am her girlfriend. We are together.
Andrea: I know you and her are best friend.
Taylor and Karlie look at each other.
Austin walk in
Austin: Mom, they both fuck each other.
Andrea: oh 😳
Taylor:
Karlie:
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St.Louis.
Karlie: Mom, this is Taylor Swift. The famous singer.
Tracy: oh Hi. You must be Taylor Swift.
Taylor: Yes. I am. Nice meeting you, Tracy.
Karlie: Mom, she is my girlfriend.
Tracy: Wow. What do like about Karlie?
Taylor: She is bright, funny, and beautiful.
Karlie: mom, stop questioning her.
Tracy: so, you are lesbian, Taylor?
Taylor: *look at Karlie* I guess I am.
Tracy: What if I said, I don't like you and Karlie being together.
Karlie: Mom???
Taylor: I still love her. You can't stop us to be in loved. You can't stop us from being together.
Tracy: Proof to me your love for Karlie. Come with me.
Karlie: Mom??? Where are you take her?
Tracy: You stay here, Karlie. I and Taylor are going out.
Karlie: Where are you going?
Taylor: it's okay babe. I can handle it. Stay here.
Tracy and Taylor go to Tracy's friend community house. *Tracy text everyone*
Tracy: Hi, everyone. This is my daughter in law!!!! She is Taylor Swift... *Proud*
Taylor: 😳 *what the-*
Everyone: OMG!!!WHAT IS THAT TAYLOR SWIFTT?????!!!! ARRRGHHHH!!! *surround Taylor*
Everyone: Can you sing for us..
Everyone: Can you sign this for us..
Everyone: Can we take a selfie with you??
Taylor: Sure..sure...one at the time...*Karlie help me* 😨
Tracy to everyone: She's my daughter in law. *proud*
Karlie: Where do they go..it's almost midnight??? *worried*
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