The Sexy Type

Here We Go Again

I got into my costume as a police officer I looked pretty good. Tamaki looked more like a prince to me the more I looked at his costume. But I guess it's just costumes. As we were preparing there was a little girl who appeared. She talked about how this club was a reverse harem. I started dying immediately laughing. The twins and Tamaki thought they misheard. Then she said something about debauchery. I began dying even more thanks to this little girl. She really does know how to make someone laugh. Once I calmed down I realized she claimed Tamaki as her brother. They don't look that similar though. Only thing I see is hair but that's probably just because blondes look similar. I think she has a brother that goes here. She's insanely pure so maybe her brother is the opposite. Who's dark? Oh wait. Isn't it that guy that's always wearing a cloak with fake hair? What's his name again? I can't remember. He must be her older brother. As we watched her it seemed like she was enjoying herself. I didn't know what to do with little kids so I tried to stay away. Sure I have a little sister but she's a year younger than me. Big difference.

I left earlier than usual but I missed out apparently. They found out it was Nekozawa that was the older brother. Now we were trying to make him her ideal older brother. So, Haruhi and I were reading to her while the others did their own thing to help. "Are you two dating?" Haruhi seemed to be unfazed by her asking us while I was kinda shocked. "No, I wouldn't date her, her dad would kill me for it. Besides I don't want to be with anyone. Not at the moment anyway." She looked skeptical but didn't push it much. Haruhi left while I sat there chilling with the girl. "Are you into one of the twins?" I looked at her confused but she began smiling. "You do! You're blushing!" She then hopped off and ran off to where the others were. I ran off after her and didn't see her with the others. After figuring out everything I relaxed. Until I saw Nekozawa with an actual uniform. Huh. That's really weird to me. I guess that's what he would have looked like. But it won't stick that's something I can bet on.

As I watched Nekozawa jump out the window I applauded in in my head. That takes some serious guts just to do that. Wait until she dates then he'll be all grumpy. It sucks so much. Shiro and Koharu were getting closer together since I can't usually be home. They are the same age as well so it's understandable they would be closer. But I swear if they end up together I will lose my mind. As I left to go home I saw someone was following me. Possible kidnapping? I got on my bike with Koharu and I told her to keep an eye on the vehicle behind us. We took a detour to see the car following us. Shit. Maybe I can lose them. "Got your helmet on?" "Yeah! Why?" I had a feeling this might hurt for me but whatever. "Hold on tight we're going to lose them!" She held on to me right as I began speeding going through cars left and right. Breaking trafficking laws but getting away is what matters. As Koharu watched I realized these guys were good. I saw a chance going down an alley for a shortcut. I made a sharp right turn and sped down the alley. As we got out Koharu told me no one is following us anymore. We drove home fast and got inside telling dad what happened. He was proud of how I handled the situation. As we left I heard the door being knocked on and Koharu answered it. Before she could stop whoever it was they waltzed in as if they owned the place. Kokomi saw me and smiled walking to me hugging. I moved away somewhat surprised. "What are you doing here? Get out of my home! My brother doesn't want you here!"

Kokomi gave my sister a sickeningly sweet smile. "You're brother wanted me here, he called me. Isn't that right babe?" She hugged me and pretended to hide in my neck. "Play along or I'll share your dirty little secret. About your little crush on Kaoru Hitachiin. Don't want everyone hating you, right?" Fuck. How did she know? I haven't told anyone. Is she really doing this to me? I reluctantly gave her a smile and looked at Koharu who was pissed. "I did call her Koharu. I wanted to fix things and get back together. I love her, Koharu." Koharu was shocked. She thought I was over her. I was over her. But she can't know. I want my sister to still love me. Along with my parents and Shiro. He's basically a brother at this point. As I held Kokomi I felt like I was going to vomit. "Wait! You want to get back together babe? I've missed you so much! I'm so happy you want to get back together!" She kissed me and I kissed her. I am going to be sick. Koharu looked pissed still. "I've missed you so much Koharu! We have to go shopping together! I can help pick some clothes out for any future dates!"

Koharu was not happy. She barely managed to get a reply out. As she went to her room Kokomi dragged me to my room. "Alright! I'll be going to Ouran starting Monday, so pick me up. Every school day you'll pick me up. You'll take me to your home and spend some time with your family. Then spend some time with mine as well!" She then sat on me wrapping her arms around my neck. She smirked at me enjoying the power she had. "So, anything you want to tell me, babe?" "I fucking hate you." "Oh yeah, stop swearing. Can't have my boyfriend swearing now can I?" If someone is listening please, fucking kill me right now.