#⃞┊❛hello? it's been a week and i still never received my cookie ˎˊ˗
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"nice receive!" daichi shouted as nishinoya hit the ball back up into the air.
the doors of the gym then opened, revealing a sleepy suga and a beautiful y/n.
"hey guys. hey kiyoko~" y/n winked at her best friend as kiyoko made a slicing movement with her hand, telling her not to wink at her.
"uhm, this airhead slipped on a dollar, which i immediately picked up by the way, and fell on his big head. so i don't think he's able to play volleyball today."
"and you brung him here because?" tsukishima asked.
"because.. he won't tell me his address and the last time he went over my house, things got a little.. uh.. let's say it's not typically for you first years to know.." y/n looked to the right to avoid contact.
"oh my god! suga is being touched by y/n! no fair!" tanaka shouted.
"i think because they've had dirty dancing before, he's allowed to be touched by her." nishinoya commented.
"what's dirty dancing?" hinata asked as he tilted his innocent head.
"we did not have sex."
"im dirty dan." tanaka raised his hand as kageyama face palmed.
"the 's' word? you two did what adults do! ew!" hinata hid behind asahi.
y/n groaned, "just take suga. i have homework i need to do."
"but y/n, we don't have any homework." kiyoko stated.
"oh. my. god! whenever we do have homework im not aware of it.. dumb teachers.." she stomped out of the gym.
"i forgot my bag." she stomped back and then stomped out the door, making sure to slam it hard like the childish third year she is.
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noyabb☁️💗
senpai, can you tutor me?senpai😍
huh?i already tutor you on a daily basis
noyabb☁️💗
but you couldn't do it today or yesterday 🥺senpai😍
noit's not necessary
noyabb☁️💗
will you reconsider if i send you picssenpai😍
huhhh?!?!nononono i don't want any pics of you
PLEASE DONT SEND ME NUDES
noyabb☁️💗
me? send nudes?ha
i'm talking about my homework that i need help with
senpai😍
oh thank goodnessft me
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#⃞┊❛what do you mean 'stop calling this phone'? ˎˊ˗
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