I'll get you back (Billdip/Dark Dipper)

Chapter 11

The rest of the day went by in a blur, and soon it was time for my job. 

Suiting up, I put on another pair of my dark blue dress pants. This time I wore a white button down shirt, the sleeves still rolled up to my elbows. I also wore a vest, the same dark shade as my pants. I gathered my gloves and shoes and put both of those on. Then, I grabbed a few more jars and some daggers, coated in fairy dust. 

Unicorns have the tendency to heal rather quickly, however since fairy dust is their weakness, it cuts off there healing abilities. 

I was looking forward for tonight. Sure, I just had fun with the gnomes, but unicorn's are huge bitches and I can't wait to show them what they deserve. 

Jumping out of the window, I made my way to the hidden Unicorn grotto. 

The hidden Unicorn home was about an hour walk from the shack, so I decided to enjoy the scenery. As I walked, I could sense the gnomes glaring at me. With a small smile, I continued on my way under the night sky. 

Finally, I arrived at the unicorn home. I set up the ritual and then did the chant in the lowest voice I could muster. Slowly, the stone hedge rose from the ground.  

Once the entrance was there in entirety I walked through. The place was beautiful. Bright green grass rolled over the hills and valleys, as fresh water springs rolled past. Flowers of all colors popped up everywhere, and the night sky was full of constellations, unpolluted from humans.

It was going to be so fun to mess up. 

I began to walk around, but a voice called out to me. 

"Who are you? And why are you here?" 

Grinning I turned around to face the mythic bitch, Celestabellebethabelle. 

"I, Celestabellebethabelle, am Dipper Pines. And you have something I want." 

The unicorn scoffed and tossed her main. "Please, you cannot have my hair. You are not pure of heart. Also, take your shoes off in my home! I will not have dirty mud be trudged all over my grass."

I chuckled at the Unicorn. How she'll change within the time I'm here. 

"First off Celestabellebethabelle, enough with that 'pure of heart' crap. We both know it's fake. Also, I'm not just asking for your hair."

The Unicorn's face turned from shock to anger. "Listen here. You cannot have anything of mine. Anything."

I simply raised my eyebrows and titled my head. "Didn't you here me? I'm. not. asking." Before Celestabellebethabelle  could retort, I took one of my daggers and threw it towards the blue Unicorn in the corner, successfully impaling her in the chest. 

"Wha- how?" Was all Celestabellebethabelle could mutter. I simply smiled, sweet and sickening, as I made my way over to the harmed Unicorn. "You should've listened C-beth. Then this wouldn't've happened." 

I pulled the dagger out of the Unicorn's chest. I stared for a second at the hole in the blue coat before going ham. I quickly and easily started stabbing in and out, blood flying everywhere. I laughed like a mad-man, getting the blood in my mouth. Bending over I carved out the unicorn's horn. Still not dead, she cried out in pain, but I didn't stop. Then I moved onto her eyeballs, pulling out both of them with my bare hands. After I dropped my continents into 2 jars, I moved to her mane. Chopping it all off, same goes for the tail. 

"Might as well take a hoof." 

I finish off this unicorn by cutting the bottom half of her leg off clean, then stuffing it in my bag. 

Satisfied with my work, I turn back towards Celestabellebethabelle, a wide grin on my face. Dagger twirling between my fingers, I began to speak to the rainbow Unicorn. "You should've just done what I asked Celestabellebethabelle. Then all of this could've been avoided. So? What will it be? Can I have somethings of yours?" My menacing tone quickly registered with the Unicorn, as she gave me a look of fear. Shaking her head she replied. "N-no." 

My smile turned into a frown. "How disappointing. I thought you were smarter than that Celestabellebethabelle."

"Wait! NO-" Her cry for mercy was cut short as the pink unicorn went down, dagger in her leg. 

"I'm not going to kill this one immediately. No... I want it to suffer. Just know, little Unicorn, that it was your friend Celestabellebethabelle, who did this to you." 

I removed the dagger from the leg, and with one swift motion the leg came clean off. Both Unicorn's cried out. The pink one promptly went down, unable to stand any longer. I slowly made my way to the front of the Unicorn, dragging the blade against the body. 

"First, I'll take your precious hair." With my dagger I swiped the locks off, making sure to cut a little too close for comfort. "Then... I think I'll take your tail." I walked around the front of the Unicorn. Now, on the opposite side, I drag the blade, cutting her stomach, as I make way towards the tail. 

After chopping that off I take a moment to ponder. "Hm... I think I'll take... your horn!" The cries and pleas of the Unicorn just got louder as I approached her white horn. Digging the blade into her head, I made a circle around the horn. With a loud snap, it came free and into my hands. 

"Now-" I raised my dagger, prepared to finish the job, when I heard Celestabellebethabelle cry out. "Wait!" I lower my blade and turn around smiling. "I'll- I'll" She said through rainbow tears, "You can have what you want. I'll let you take what you want. Just... please." I smile soothingly at the Unicorn, and she seemed to calm down. 

"How gracious of you Celestabellebethabelle. I really appreciate it. But I'm still going to kill your friend."

Without looking I throw the dagger over my shoulder. With a loud thud, I know the pink Unicorn's down for good. 

I slowly approach the rainbow Unicorn. She flinched when I touched her face. "What- what are you going to do? Ka- Kill me?"

I shake my head. "No, I need you alive. Those other Unicorn blood was useless. Less than rainbow. Your blood however..." I knick the cheek of Celestabellebethabelle, and rainbow goo flows out, "It's exactly what I need." 

I pat the snout of C-beth, and make my way towards her back. I take a few locks of her hair, and then go a little lower than the neck, just about collar-bone area. 

Taking out a new blade, my old one still impaled in the pink Unicorn, I cut a thick enough wound. Seeing the rainbow substance flow out, I smile, and gather a jar. 

Filling about 2 jar's worth of pure rainbow Unicorn blood, I slowly stan back up to meet Celestabellebethabelle in the eyes. 

"Listen, Celestabellebethabelle. If anyone comes here and asks what happened, you say a wild animal. Okay? If I even so hear you mention my name, you're dead. Dead. But I'll bring you back to life, only to get what I need and kill you again. And again. And again. Got it?" 

I pull my face away from hers. Seeing the fear-induced look in her eyes, I nod and smile. "Good. I'll be on my way than."

Quickly I gather my other dagger, as well as chop up a few Unicron limbs, scattering them here and there for effect. I make my way back towards the stonehenge entrance, and I gaze back towards the meadow. The once perfect grotto was now ruined. Blood stained the grass and flowers. The river running red, as well as dim pink and blue. The once clear night sky, was now covered in clouds, although that was hardly my doing. It just added to the effect. 

Turning back, I make my way to the forest. 

I walk the hour long walk and then jump through my window. Putting away my new ingredients and weapons, I wash out my clothes and shower. After changing I fall back into bed, exhausted. 

If only I knew that a certain man saw his great nephew enter his bedroom window, covered in blood and grinning.