I'll get you back (Billdip/Dark Dipper)

Chapter 20

Rewind

Dipper POV

I couldn't help it. 

Immediately my eyes went to Bill's face, and then they trailed down his body. He looked so perfect. The tip of his hair was gold and it  was swept across his forehead. Then, he had a side shave and that hair was died black. His skin was a light, yet still tan, mocha color. One eye was golden, while the other was covered with a triangle eyepatch. My eyes lingered for a second on his lips before looking over the rest of him. A yellow vest with a light brick pattern adorned his lean torso. Black sleeves popped out of the side along with black gloves. Bill also had black pants on and his regular bow tie and top hat. Despite the amount of black in the outfit, nobody was denying the fact that it was stunning. The star of the show really was the yellow top. 

"Like what you see Pinetre-" Bill started, but a slap to the face promptly shut him up.

"WHAT THE HELL CIPHER!" I couldn't help but yell at the demon. Despite the cruelty in my words, I felt a few tears run down my cheek. 

"Pinetree~" Bill started out again, a frown on his face. And even though I could tell he was sincerely sorry, I still wanted to slap him some more. So I did. 

"What. The. Hell." My words were now ice cold as I glared at the idiotic dorito that had abandoned me for 4 years. However, my strong demeanor quickly crashed down as I was enveloped into Bill's hug. "Don't you dare do that again." My muffled words could barely be heard though because of the squeals of Pyronica. Bill glares at her and stops, however a large smile is still on her face. 

Pulling away from Bill's embrace I lead him inside. He and Will quickly hug have a small chat while Pyronica keeps on nudging me, her shit eating smile still on her face. After a quick catch-up with Will, the twins sit down and I start to talk. 

"Alright. So now that Bill's back and not at the risk of dying, we move onto the next stage of the plan."

"Which is?" Will questioned, looking between the two other demon's confused. 

"World domination." Bill says, glancing at me.

"That's right. And this time you won't fuck it up, right?" Bill looks down sheepishly and mutters a ya. 

"Good. So, in order to bring about Weirdmaggedon we need another rift to open into the Nightmare realm. In order to get a rift, we need a portal to open and close to the Nightmare realm. And in order to get a portal we need Ford." 

"Wait, but," Pyronica speaks up, "Sixer hates us. He'd never help us build a portal."

Now, a startling smile is displayed on my face. "Well not intentionally Pyronica. That, is where the manipulation comes in." 

"Wow Pinetree, you really have changed over the years." Bill says admirley, "So, how are we going to manipulate Sixer?"

"In the morning Sixer's going to go check on you're statue, only to see it isn't there. We need to make him believe you're back and the only way to get you to leave for good is to trap you in the Nightmare realm, and the only way to do that is to build a portal. Then everything is in place, and we can take over." 

I look up to see a look of wonder on Bill's face, "Everyone leave, I want to talk to Pinetree here alone." Pyronica and Will get up and leave the room, however both share the same smirk. 

Once the other two demon's are gone Bill comes and sits next to me. "You're really smart Pinetree~" He purred. 

"Thanks Bill," I chuckled, turning to face him. "But... I need to talk to you about something, another step in the plan." 

"What is it?" His eyebrows furrowed. 

"Well,"I took a moment, "In order for my plan to work I need to return." Bill looked heartbroken, "But I just got here." He gave me puppy dog eyes and I simply chuckled at the all powerful Bill Cipher. "I know, but I need to leave. Also..." I prepared myself for what I was going to say, "When the portal opens you likely will be there. Sixer will summon you to make sure you're sucked into the portal. And even though you'd be free when the rift is broken, I don't want to take any chances of loosing you again, so... would you like to make a deal?" 

I glanced up at Bill. Emotions crossed his face, finally landing on excitement. "A deal Pinetree! I didn't think you were the type!" I rolled my eyes. Bill very much knows that I make deals with him, rather often might I add. 

"Here's the deal you dumb doritio," cue the gasp, "You can enter my head when the portal opens, to stop you from getting sucked in, and in return..." I thought for a second. There wasn't really anything I wanted from Bill, well besides...

"And in return I get something. Deal?" Without hesitation Bill shook my hand, blue flames dancing up both our arms. 

"I'll have you know," Bill started once the flames died down, "that I took this form to escape your name calling! I am no longer a dorito!" 

"And I am not a Pinetree." I rolled my eyes again as Bill huffed. Eventually however, we simply caught up with each other and fell asleep. When we woke up, Bill was cuddling up to me on the couch. Blushing a bright shade of red, I quickly pushed him off, but not before the click of a camera could be heard. 

Turning towards Pyronica and Will I was about to kill them, only then I glanced at the clock. 

"SHIT!" I exclaimed, "Quickly, make it look like you tortured me!" I was only met with more confused looking demon's. "I need to go back to the Pines, make it look like you tortured me!" Realizing that this was part of my plan, the demon's got to giving me fake bruises and injuries by magic. They also ruined my clothes with a whole lot of blood. 

"I'm taking him there." Bill walked up to me after we finished. Linking his arm with mine, he quickly flashed away with me, only to appear seconds later a few meters in front of the shack. 

"Look Bill," I turned towards him before leaving him, "I'll miss you." With that I gave him a peck on the lips before walking away. I quickly slowed my approach the closer I got however and eventually found my way to the door. Pushing it open weakly, I stumbled into the room as all eyes laid on me. 

"Dipper!" Pacifica shouted out as she rushed towards me. Immediately upon contact I collapased into her arms, furthering the belief that I was weak and tortured.

"Who - who did this?" Pacifica stuttered, walking me over to a chair which I promptly sat down in.  Hiding my smile, I gave a weak response, barely above a whisper. 

"B-Bill." I croaked and everyone gasped. Instantly they rushed past me, asking what happened, how they could help, and what I knew. I answered the questions with a lack of energy and tiredness, however inside I was exstatic. 

My plan was working, and soon they'll be gone.