Dipper snapped. When Mabel trusted Grunkle Stan more than him, he snapped. He had put up with so much of her *bullshit* that summer. Constantly sacrificing what he wanted to do, what he needed to do, for her. So it shouldn't come as a surprise that...
"Great acting Py!" I say happily, crashing onto the couch in the cabin we arrived in.
"Sapling why are you complimenting me? You were amazing! Oscar worthy! Those tears, the heartbreak. Kid, you're gonna go far!" Pyronica exclaimed, leaning onto me as she did a wide circle with her hand in front of us, saying as to envision the future.
"Pyronica, stooppp" I swatted her away and let out a chuckle. It was so nice to have someone to talk to. To actually talk to. Not just to listen to them rambling about what they like, cough* Mabel cough*
"Well, we completed step one! Now what?" Pyronica asked as I got up from the couch. I walked over to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, frowning at the emptiness.
"Well..." I drawled out, "First you need to take a human form and go get me some food. Then I need a few things from my room in the Shack. Then we'll move on with the plan."
Pyronica nodded and gave an audible "Yes sir-e~" I felt the magic radiating off of her as I continued to search through the cabinets for some sort of food. When I turned around coming up empty handed, I was greeted with a lovely sight.
Instead of the normal one eyed, horned demon I had grown to love, was a ravishing girl. (He's gay don't worry, he can still think a girl looks nice though) Pyronica had a slim waist and wide hips. She had light brown skin, almost like a bronze.Her hair was curly, swooping across her face with framing bangs, it cascaded down, right above her waist. It was mainly dark chocolate brown, but had bright pink high lights everywhere. What was really stunning however, were her eyes. While one was a normal soft caramel, the other was a pale pink.
I glanced at the rest of Pyronica and noted what she was wearing. She had a thick white heels and pale pink short. A ballerina pink off the shoulder loose shirt and tucked into the shorts, a white belt in between the two. On the shoulder where the shirt didn't cover, you could see a black sports bra strap. Finally, she had a white sweatshirt tied around her waist, and large chunky pink earrings.
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(Sort of like this. However, I changed the outfit and her hair. She also looks about 17-18, also I by no means drew this. Credit goes to the original artist)
"You like Sapling?" Pyronica asked me. Shaking my head from my daze I replied, "Ya, you look nice."
"Aww, thanks Sapling! Now, what do you need?" I gestured to the kitchen. "First, food. Don't want me to starve now, do you? Also, some things from the Shack. I'll tell you when you get back."
"Gre-" Pyronica went to turn around and leave but I stopped her, "And Py? Try not to get exposed."
With a wide grin she turned back to me, "You got it Sapling!" She then finger-gunned me and disappeared in a puff of pink smoke.
Geez, I couldn't help but think to myself.
I sat down on the couch and waited for her to get back. About 30 minutes later she came in carrying a few bags. After we out everything away, and I got some food, I explained the things I needed from the shack. She nodded and disappeared. 10 minutes later she came back and set my black duffle bag, as well as a few more bags on the floor.
