NaLu One-Shots

I got bored

So this'll just be me sulking about different anime shit and stuff like ships or whatever also my grammar and spelling's gonna be absolutely ass because I'm on my phone right now so get off my fucking dick ok ok. I don't know why I'm so angry right now. OH FUCKING RIGHT. THEY KILLED MY FAVORITE FUCKING CHARACTER. Most of my friends know that when I text or type or whatever I don't fucking curse but I'm livid so leave me the f u c k alone.

Anyways this will get fucking deleted soon motherfuckers. Oh shit doesn't that word derive from breeding mothers and sons. Oof sorry for that but lemme just stay mad.

Whatever.

Okay. So there will be spoilers to BNHA FT Death Note AOT The Promised Neverland and Banana Fish. So please don't read if you don't know anything about this stuff or you're behind because I don't wanna be responsible for no crybabies.

My friends know I'm literally the embodiment of sunshine when I'm happy but right now I'm not so ducking deal with it. Duck autocorrect.

Anyways let's get started ladies and gays. Men can stay too (I guess)

Lol

BNHA:

• why are there so many people that either love or hate Bakugo? Like I get it he's a spoiled brat but he is still becoming more and more redeemable
• I am literally Kaminari and Jirou's child. I ship them but I'm not really opposed to any ships in the fandom
• Bakudeku isn't a bad ship at all. It's just way too overhyped
• momo and Todoroki were definitely not meant to be together. I don't hate them. I just think that Iida and Momo are going to end up together because it shows some obvious crushing that Iida has been doing and I physically can't stand Todoroki with literally any person
• Aizawa x Joke isn't a bad ship. It's actually kinda cute. Aizawa x Mic is just as cute. Personally I like both. I've never shipped like this before—it's kinda weird
• Ochaco is fucking adorable and she has such a great attitude toward everything. Her and Kirishima would be good friends
• I think if Mineta weren't a crybaby and so much of a perv he'd be kinda cool. He also adds a lot of character to the show and I like his friendship with my boi Kaminari
• Tsuyu is kinda wacky
• Kirishima has an obvious crush on Bakugo and it's very cute. I don't know if Bakugo is gay. He kinda comes off as asexual. Like I don't know if he'd actually want to be freaky with someone. With all the freaky x-readers out there, Bakugo just doesn't seem like he wants to suck a pp
• Deku and Uraraka are so wholesome and the way they became friends was just so cute and contrary to popular belief Uraraka is has one of the best character plots ever
• Todoroki will probably never like anyone and I feel like Momo and him will just be respectful friends to each other that also admire one another
• Koda is the best character no cap
• Mina is would definitely be the most accepting friend ever
• Hero too—the song—made me cry. Like actually full on bawl. I watched it again 14 times and I cried all those times too.
• as much as I love my parents, I want Jirou's parents too
• Monoma and Mineta would despise each other.

FT:

• Fairy Tail isn't as bad as people say it is. The fight scenes just last too freaking long.
• Gajeel and Levy are adorable and I love Gajeel's character arc
• Natsu is stupid and doesn't know what romance or sex is he just goes off instinct
• Lucy is so annoying the first season
• MIRAJANE IS THE BEST CHARACTER I LITERALLY HAVE A SHRINE OF HER IN MY ROOM
• Erza x Gray isn't bad
• Lucy x Gray is better than Natsu x Lucy for the first season
• Juvia is so strong and she don't need no man holding her back
• Frosh is so cute
• Rogue with long hair made me swoon
• Laxus x anyone is terrible
• Wendy is kind of annoying
• Jellal is so freaking cool and I love everything about him
• Mavis x Zeref is a creepy ship because he's much much older than her but I love reading fics about them just being friends or AU's about them
• Zeref doesn't deserve to be hated. He is literally the best fucking character because he made this whole mess. I love him and I'm making a story based off of him because all he wanted was to die and rest peacefully
• Mavis is adorable
• Gajeel's death scene was so fucking hard to watch. I cried for a full hour after that and I almost considered quitting watching FT but thank goodness he survived. He wanted to have kids with Levy. How precious.