smh I feel so attacked

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Remi Has Started A Group Chat.
Remi Has Added Seraphina, Elaine, Blyke, Isen, John, And Arlo.

Remi: There! now the royals can all communicate ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶♥︎

Arlo: Then why did you add Isen and the fake cripple?

Remi: because John is stronger then us all

Remi: and Isen is still pretty strong also Blyke would probably add him anyway...

Blyke: YEEEEE Of course I'd add my boi

Isen: Bro you'd do that for mE?

Blyke: Bro I'd Bro for you Bro

Isen: B rO

Blyke: bRo

Isen: BrO

         Blyke has changed the name of
{Untitled Group Chat} to: Cult Of Bro

Seraphina: Remi... how did you NOT expect this to happen??

Remi: Shh let them live there best lives

Seraphina: sIgh

Seraphina has changed there name to
                               screee.

Elaine: Why screeee??

screee: It's my copping mechanism

       Elaine has changed there name to
                           Bandaid.

        John has changed there name to
                                Cripple.

Arlo: We know you're not a cripple, John.

Cripple: Shh let me live my life Asslo

Arlo: How many times do I have to tell you? Stop calling me Asslo.

Cripple: Fine :)

Cripple has changed Arlo's name to                               Asslo.

Asslo: ...

Asslo: You're invalid.

Cripple: Dont worry ur minions already told me that :)

Asslo: I,,,

Blyke has changed there name to Goku
Isen changed there name to Pens
Remi changed there name to Pikachu

screee: Really, Goku??

Goku: Let me live my lifeee

Cripple: smh everyone just getting attacked

Asslo: You're one to talk.

screee: OHHH YOU GOT CALLED OUTT

  Cripple Has Changed screees name to
Sera.

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