Name Guide:
Arlo- Asslo
Blyke- Goku
Isen- Pens
Remi- Pikachu
Seraphina- Sera
John- Cripple
Elaine- Bandaid
Cripple: ISEN I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF A GOD TIER AND MURDER YOU
Asslo: I'D USUALLY BE AGAINST THAT, BUT THIS IS AN EXCEPTION.
Pens: d o n t t h r e a t e n m e w i t h a
g o o d t i m e
Goku: what's happening??? Why are we killing Isen????
Asslo: HE WROTE AN ARTICLE SAYING ME AND JOHN ARE DATING, NOW EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING IF WE ARE.
Cripple: THEY DONT BELIEVE US IF WE SAY NO!
Cripple: ID NEVER DATE THAT SORRY EXCUSE OF AN ANGSTY BANANA
Asslo: WHY AM I A 'SORRY EXCUSE OF AN ANGSTY BANANA'?
Cripple: OHOHOH~ CAN UR EGO NOT TAKE AN INSULT?
Asslo: JOHN, ANSWER THE QUESTION. ALL I'M ASKING IS WHY I'M A SORRY EXCUSE OF AN ANGSTY BANANA.
Cripple: AND ALL IM ASKING IS IF UR EGO CANT TAKE A LITTLE INSULT
Goku: Laddies laddies your both pretty now shut up
Goku: also Isen that was amazing
Pens: I didn't??? Write an??? Article saying??? You were??? Dating????
Asslo: THEN WHO DID?
Cripple: YES WHO ARE THEY?
Cripple: I just want to talk.
Sera: Oop- you know stuffs going down if John uses proper grammar-
Bandaid: the italics though-
Pens: idk no one gave me the article
Asslo:
Cripple:
Asslo: I will murder you if you're lying.
Cripple: ^^^
Pikachu: Wait-
Pikachu: doesnt Cecile have a thing against Arlo???
Cripple:
Asslo:
Cripple: add her in the chat
Asslo: Yes, please do so. I just wanna have a talk.
Pens:
Goku:
Sera:
Pikachu:
Bandaid:
Asslo: NOW.
Cripple: NOW.
Pens: even without a fork to threaten me with that's still terrifying-
Goku: like WHYyYyYyyY did they need to send at the same time?????
Goku: also-
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