Name Guide:
Arlo- Asslo
Blyke- Goku
Isen- Pens
Remi- Pikachu
Seraphina- Sera
John- Cripple
Elaine- Bandaid
«•|12:33 AM |•»
Sera: ASHWBWKD WHAT THE HECC ELAINE?!?!
PIKACHU: OMG ELAINE WHY?!?? AHDVQBWB
Asslo: What did Elaine do that is so important that you two need to have a breakdown in the chat at 12:34 am?
Bandaid: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Sera: uh huh so what you were doing is normal? Would you like us to tell them what you were doing?
Bandaid: NO
Bandaid: I WILL EAT YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN IF YOU TELL THEM
Cripple: Now I'm really curious what the hecc did you do??
Bandaid: NOTHING
Sera: Well me and Remi were hanging out and we were going back to me and Elaines dorm
Bandaid: Your future children are on the line :)
Sera: honesty it's worth it
Pikachu: Anyway when we got to the door we hear a loud and aggressive SNIFFFF
Goku: WAS ELAINE DOING DRUGS??
Sera: shut up and listen
Sera: anyway as we walk in we see Elaine and she's well...
Bandaid:
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Pikachu: Shes snorting orange juice
Asslo: What the heck Elaine??
Cripple: HAHAKBRNWLD I CAN'T BREATH
Goku: ISEN SPIT MILK AT ME BECAUSE OF YOUR WEIRD SNORTING AHWKABW
Pens: I WAS DRINKING MILK BUT READING THAT MADE ME SPIT IT OUT AND CHOKE ELAINE WHY???
Bandaid: Imma go deathspacito, ttyl
Cripple: Before you deathspacito I have two questions
Cripple: How long have you been snorting orange juice
Cripple: Why were you snorting orange juice in the first place?!?
Bandaid: about Two years
Pikachu: ?!???!!!?
Pikachu: THAT long????
Bandaid: Yes.
YOU ARE READING
The Kids Aren't Alright |unOrdinary crack chatfic
Fanfiction-writing gets significantly better as time goes on- *WARNING* ELAINE LIKES SNORTING ORANGE JUICE AND THE CHILDREN AREN'T ALRIGHT What do you get when seven teenagers each with very different view points, personalities, and abilities make a group ch...
