{ALTERNATIVE TITLE} Jarlo fan service
Name Guide:
Arlo- Asslo
Blyke- Goku
Isen- Pens
Remi- Pikachu
Seraphina- Sera
John- Cripple
Elaine- Bandaid
Asslo: Guys help-
Asslo: please.
Sera: the apocalypse is near if Angsty banana is asking for help-
Pikachu: he said please this has to be serious
Pens: ^^^
Bandaid: Arlo what happened???
Asslo: John is d y i n g on the floor.
Sera: what why??? What do you mean dying???
Asslo: He hasn't breathed in twenty minutes.
Pikachu: then how do you know he's alive??
Asslo:
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Asslo: Because he's crying.
Sera: John are you okay???? Why have you been crying for twenty minutes
Cripple: FJ8=3!20*~>ndao"1$>¥{%dnw
Asslo: HE'S BREATHING AGAIN.
Cripple: i wisj i wasmt
Pikachu: that got dark
Pikachu: John are you okay?
Cripple: no
Cripple: what even is okay???
Asslo: John, what happened? You were fine then you started dying on the floor.
Cripple: id like to reframe from traumatizing all of you
Goku: I still wanna know-
Goku: Private message me it I'm willing to get traumatized
Cripple: ಠ_ಠ
Cripple: don't say I didn't warn you
|•~/|\~•| {FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER}|•~/|\~•|
Pikachu: it's been fifteen minutes is Blyke okay???
Goku: IRQN&!;10(?><]£<='hsbqN O
Cripple: told you
Goku: I'm dead inside
Cripple: same
Sera: w h a t did you show him???
Goku: you don't wanna know
Cripple: ^^^
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