You had been living in this neighborhood for a few years now, and you liked it very much. It was comfortable, classy, and the neighbors were welcoming and warm. Especially one neighbor...
*sigh* Vector.
At first, when you moved in, Vector's enormous house shaped like Mary Jo Catlett from Spongebob irritated you for some reason. It seemed to be taking up so much room and was the first thing you saw when you walked in. A gigantic, overwhelming dome. But then.... you grew fond of it, because of who was inside.
Oh, sweet Vector, with his bouncing belly and delicious bowl cut. You would watch him from your window when he waddled out to get the mail, seeing his usual bright orange track suit and white sneakers... he was so cute, but you didn't know how to talk to him.
One day, you wanted to take a stroll around the neighborhood. You got all ready and even dressed cute in case Vector saw you. You'd want to make a good impression on that hottie.
You walked out of your house and down the sidewalk, the sun BEAMING and the clouds SHIFTING
You had to walk past Vector's house to go the route you wanted, so you casually strolled along the sidewalk, but tried to take a peek through the crevices in the walls. You found yourself standing right at this giant front entrance for quite some time, peering inside to see if you could catch a glimpse of Vector and his juicy ass...
But then, BAM!
Something had swooped you right off the ground!
"AAAAH" you shrieked out of surprise, and you looked up. You were being held by a giant robotic claw, dangling a few feet off the ground. You didn't know what to do!!
"Who goes there?" A voice demanded from the little intercom on the wall beside you.
OMG ! It was Vector himself! For the first time ever, Vector was TALKING TO YOU!! Granted, it was because you were dangling from a giant metal claw, but whatever-
"Uhh..... UhHHHHhhhHH...." you stuttered, not knowing what to do.
"I demand whoever is outside my entrance to tell me what business they have hanging around my house!" Vector repeated. He sounded sooooo sexy when he took CONTROL
"I.... it's me, your neighbor..." you said, embarrassed. Oh no, now I'm gonna make a bad impression, you thought.
The intercom was silent for a few moments, then the metal claw promptly dropped you to the ground and retreated. You quickly stood up and brushed yourself off so Vector wouldn't see you in this wildly unattractive form.
Suddenly, the giant door in front of you opened, and there he stood..... V e c t o r.
He had his hands on his wide, voluptuous hips and his eyebrows were scrunched in irritation. You felt very bad for annoying the boss.
"Who are you?" Vector asked. You gulped. You were so NERVY-
"I'm... I'm y/n. I was just walking, and... and I-"
"You thought it would be okay to just HANG AROUND my entrance?? Like some kind of STALKER?" Vector said. "I'm a genius, you know, I've got like, a million machines to do my bidding. That giant metal claw was just the greeter."
"I know, I know... I wasn't stalking, I swear," you defended, except you TOTALLY were.
Vector looked you up and down and you blushed like CRAZY. "Hmm... well now I'm going to have to teach you a lesson, so that you don't ever come back AGAIN."
*GASP* Did this mean......??? What if that was a SEXUAL INNUENDO??
You swallowed hard and stood there in front of him, awaiting his next statement. He swiveled on his heel and waved his hand at you behind his head. "Well, come on then."
You took a deep breath and followed him through the entrance, all the way to his real front door. You admired his enormous front yard with a giant fountain and beautiful green grass. This hot mama really knew how to design.
He led you inside and his house was AMAZING. It had white balconies and orange accents all around, plus, even a glass floor with a SHARK underneath!! Vector was so cool, you couldn't even TAKE IT.
Vector went into the kitchen and grabbed a box of girl scout cookies. "You want one?"
You shook your head.
"More for me, then," he shrugged, and tossed three chocolate cookies straight into his glorious chomper.
You felt so nervous, but also comfortable... Vector had this charming way about him... even though his beautiful round ass and perfectly shaped head was intimidating, you felt so warm around Vector.
"So..." Vector started, looking at you with squinted eyes, "you live around here, then. Since you were PEEKING at me."
You blushed HARDER.
"Um... yeAh, I live in that yellow house right on the corner," you responded, looking down and pushing your hair behind your ear Debby-Ryan-Radio-Rebel style.
"Hm," Vector grumbled attractively, "well, I guess I've never seen you around. Shame, though... wish I have, since you've got such glorious toes."
You blushed yet again and smiled, looking down at your feet. You were wearing blue sandals, which exposed your scandalous toes.
"I... I thought you hated me... after I sorta came uninvited to your house just now," you said, looking up sHyLy at him.
"Hated you?" Vector replied, surprised. "Why would I hate you if I barely know you?"
You laughed. "Well that's good."
"But..." Vector continued, inching closer to you, "I would LOVE to get to know you and those luscious toes......"
You giggled and looked into his WONDROUS eyes, getting lost in his black rimmed glasses. "You're... you're pretty cool, Vector."
He was SO close to you now, that you thought he could hear your heart POUNDING. He took his finger and poked your nose seductively, your eyes WIDENING-
"You should come over for dinner tomorrow, y/n," he quietly said. "Maybe I can show you my squid launcher."
"I would love that, Vector," you replied quietly, and he leaned in.......
then spun away, TEASING you like the little SNEAK he was.
Oh boy, the next day was gonna be E X C I T I N G......
