The Baka and The Butterfly

The Butterfly's Mansion

Zenitsu: "Mr. Tomioka uwu has a lady sweeping him off his feet."

Tanjiro: "Mr. Tomioka do you love her back?"

Inosuke: "How long have you known each other?"

Nezuko: "Have you guys kissed?"

Tomioka: "Wait a minute, hold on a second, one there is no feet sweeping!" *sighs* "She's just a business associate of mine."

Zenitsu: "Suuuuuuuuuure."

Tomioka: " I'm not marrying her plus we aren't even together."

Zenitsu: "But if you guys were together you would marry her?"

Tomioka: "If we were together."

Zenitsu: "You said if, are you implying that there's a possible chance that you might?"

Tomioka: "If then I might."

Zenitsu: "If you might then you may?"

Tomioka: "I may not."

Zenitsu: "But if you may then you shall?"

Tomioka: " If I may not then I shall not."

Zenitsu: "But if you shall then you will?"

Tomioka:  *triggered* " IF WE ARE NOT THEN I MIGHT NOT THEN WE MAY  NOT AND IF WE SHALL NOT THEN WE WILL NOT!!!"

Kids: *quiet* "Ok sir."

*Mr. Crow walks in* " Master we must make leave at once to Lady Shinobu's abode."

Tomioka: "Be there in a sec." *gets up*

Kids: "WAIT HE'S GOING TO HER HOUSE!!!"

Tomioka: "Yes and you kids are not coming."

Tanjiro and Zenitsu: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

Tomioka: "You children are embarrassing."

Inosuke: " But I want to witness the tea!!!"

Tomioka: "No there is no tea!" *shoos them away*

Kids: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

*Tomioka goes outside to make a call*

*Mr. Crow starting the car*

Inosuke: "Come on guys let's hide in the back seat of the car!"

Tanjiro: "Wait what but that would be disobeying Mr. Tomioka!"

Inosuke: "Come on do you really wanna miss the chance to see Mr. Tomioka happy with a pretty lady!"

Zenitsu: " He has a point." 

Nezuko: *nods*

Tanjiro: *sighs* "Fine."

*kids sneak into the back seat of the car*

*Mr. Crow and Tomioka drive off*

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~45 minutes into the drive~

Inosuke: *whispers* "Zenitsu you're suffocating me."

Zenitsu: *adjusts and whispers* "Sorry."

Tanjiro: *hushes them* " Be quiet!"

~At the front seat~