Actress in Disguise

Chapter 12

Chapter 12~

I yawned as I slowly dragged my lazy ass towards the door. "Who is it?" I sleepily called out, as I traveled down the hall. My parents had left early this morning to visit their friend, leaving poor old me to answer doors... Oh the horror. Just imagine, it's Saturday, and you finally get to sleep in. But some early fuck just has to act like someone's personal human alarm clock, at what, five in the morning?!

Ding Dong!

Ding Dong!

"I'm coming, goddamnit!" I screamed.

Ding dong!

Impatient bastard.

I ran my fingers through my hair, as I hissed bitterly under my breath.

"Yes?" I sighed, annoyed as I pulled open the door. It's probably some unimportant Girl Scouts brat asking me to buy some cookies. I'm just going to buy three boxes so she can fuck off and go bug some other unfortunate neighbor.

Starting from the ground, my eyes trailed upwards, beginning from the masculinely large feet, covered in a pair of bright purple athletic shoes. Man, girls these days be having huge feet! My eyes widened as I tilted my head back to reach the insanely broad chest and wide shoulders. Wow, this Girl Scouts chick sure is tall and manly as fuck... I can just imagine hard, toned abdominal muscles beneath that tight shirt.

Wait... Abs? Since when did girls have abs?

What happened to the typical soft and squishy breasts?

Hold on a sec, little girls that haven't gone through their puberty stage shouldn't have boobs! So they should have something flat, yet slightly tender beneath... And maybe a trainers bra along with it.

Holy fuck, what am I thinking? I sound like some creepy ass pedophile.

Thank god no one can hear these thoughts.

"Umm..." An unexpected deep and in every way, manly, voice spoke out to me. My eyes never left the chest area. Since when did girls have such low vocal cords? I was expecting something higher... "Excuse me? Jess, you awake?"

I snapped out of my daydream, and for the first time, made eye contact with the Girl Scouts kid. Ewwwww, she has stubble... And her jaw is disgustingly shaped in the most masculine way you could possibly imagine... I can just imagine her to have unshaved pits, and a hairy, sweaty chest...

"Jess?" She called out again, as her face scrunched up into a worried expression, with thick eyebrows curving closer to the center.

Damn, she knows my name. What a freaking stalker.

Not creepy at all.

"Gah." A familiar high pitch reached my ear drums, making the tiny hairs on the back of my neck raise up, alert as ever. I immediately snapped out of my half asleep state, and my head bent down instinctively, towards the source. I let out a gasp.

Noah.

Standing right there, no more than two feet tall, was my beloved little angel. His dark ringlets fell over his eyes, as his head perked up towards me curiously. He stared at me intently with large minty irises, studying me like I was some weird creature from outer space. Oh my god, it's Noah.

Oh my friggen' lord, it's my dear baby, Noah.

I screamed excitedly like a fangirl at a concert right after a cute band member has taken off his shirt. I quickly bent down, and spread out my welcoming arms towards the little boy. "Come here. Come into Mama's arms!" I called out to him as I smiled broadly. (Maybe a bit to creepily) The boy looked scared, and backed away from me. He clumsily scurried behind a pair of stiff legs, and hid behind them, tightly gripping onto one for dear life.