The One Where Everybody Finds Out
So this is a fun little story written in the form of a play (because I wanted to, okay) based off of definitively THE BEST EPISODE OF FRIENDS (season 5 ep 14). The characters don't super line up in personality, but I tried my best to account for this. This was really fun, so, hope you enjoy! (Fan art by Kyuubi16 on Deviant art)
Disclaimer: The usual, pretty wholesome for the most part
AU: Friends!
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The camera zooms in on a mostly empty apartment, save for a few boxes, and three people. One is a man with stark white eyes and long dark hair. His arm hangs over a brown haired woman with two twin buns in her hair. A tall blonde woman stands off to the side, admiring the apartment.
Ino: Wow, Neji! You really found a great place! And you can even see Tenten and Hinata's apartment from here!
Ino moves to the window and admires the view on the outside.
Neji: *Smiles* Yes I realized. Now I can pay a close eye on my cousin and my girlfriend.
Tenten hits his arm playfully.
Neji: I'll be back soon. I need to go talk to the landlord.
Neji exits.
Ino: *Gasps* Oh my god!
Tenten: What?
Ino: Naruto and Hinata! Naruto and Hinata!
Tenten: Oh my god....
Ino: Oh my god! Naruto and Hinata! They're doing it!
Tenten: Yes, I know...
Ino: You know?!
Tenten: Yes! I know, and so does Kiba, but Neji doesn't know, and if he finds out, he'll be pissed! So you have to keep quiet!
Neji enters.
Neji: Keep quiet about what?
Tenten: Oh! Just.......how excited we are that you are getting this apartment!
Ino: Ya! We are so so excited!
Neji: Hey, what were you guys looking at....
Ino and Tenten quickly move away from the window and towards the door, away from the view of Hinata and Naruto.
Neji: Hey, what are you.....
Tenten quickly traps Neji in a hug.
Tenten: Neji, I am just so proud of you!
Ino: *Joins the hug* Yes, congrats, Neji!
Neji: *Smiles* Oh. Thank you guys.
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The scene shifts to the inside of a ramen shop. There are several couches set in a square, where Ino and Tenten sit.
Ino: Okay, so you're telling me, that every time Hinata was "doing laundry" or "Going grocery shopping" or–Oh! Talking to "Shino from high school" whoever that is....
Tenten: *Grins* Yup! Doin it, doin it, phone, doin it.
Ino: I can't believe them! I mean, good for Naruto I guess, but she could so do better...
Kiba enters.
Kiba: Hey guys!
Tenten: Ooh! Kiba! Guess what!
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