Naruto AU One Shots!

We're Off to See Kakashi, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! (Team 7) (Crack)

We're Off to See Kakashi, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! 

So this was inspired by that Phineas and Ferb episode..... Where Candace goes to Oz? Yup, just..... Don't worry about it. Kind of all a joke.

Disclaimer: None, totally 100% wholesome, except for language

AU: The land of Oz! (Or is it?)

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It was a beautiful day outside, and Sakura was awoken peacefully by the sound of birds chirping in her window. But something was wrong, completely and utterly wrong.

"Where am I?" She asked herself. "I was just on a mission! Am I....in my house?!" She quickly hopped out of her bed and ran outside. Something was off, and yet she couldn't quite place it. When she stepped out her door, she instantly realized what was the matter. All around her, beautiful flowers bloomed and deer frolicked through meadows. There were several little cottages in sight,each one of them was a different color. Where she stood, a large yellow sidewalk seemed to stretch forever.

"Uh.... I don't think I'm in Kohohagakure anymore...."

"You're not!" Piped up a small voice. Sakura looked down to view the speaker. It was....

"Konohamaru!? What are you wearing?" her question was a reasonable one. The young barely-genin was sporting a flashy pair of overalls and a top hat, and quite frankly it wasn't very flattering. He still had on his signature scarf though.

"What am I wearing? You should look at what you're wearing!"

Surprised, Sakura looked down to her outfit. She almost gasped. 'What am I wearing?" She asked herself. Her normal pink top and shorts had been replaced by a blue plaid dress and quite frankly, it felt disgusting.

She removed her eyes from her attire and brought them back to Konohamaru, who was now flanked by his two teammates, Moegi and Udon. "Hey guys, where am I? What's going on?"

"We're the munchkins!"

"Munchkins?" Sakura asked. "I mean... I wouldn't say that... you're a little short maybe but you're not‒"

"We're munchkins!"

"Alright...."

"And you're in the Land of Oz!"

Sakura tapped her head, thinking that maybe she hadn't heard correctly. "The land of what now?"

"Oz!"

'Well that's strange.' She thought. 'I've heard of the Land of Waves, and Wind, but never 'Oz."

But one thing was bugging her. "How did I get here?"

"Your house dropped down and landed on Sasori's head!" Moegi exclaimed.

"Sasori? Like, the Sasori? But, I've already killed him!"

"Well duh you have." Konohamaru said while rolling his eyes. "Your house landed on his face. Of course you killed him."

Sakura turned to look behind her, and sure enough, the esteemed puppet master was crushed under the weight of her abode. The only thing left untouched by her house was his left hand, adorning a blue ring that said "jewel."

"Well how do I get back to Konoha?" She asked. "I'm on a mission! My friends need me!"

Suddenly, a giant pink bubble floated down from the sky and landed with a pop on the ground. When it popped, the bubble revealed a beautiful blond girl with a ponytail and a bright pink dress and crown.