Legendary Pokémon Shinanigans

Type: Null

Mew: "Null- wait, which one are you again?"

Type: Null: "What do you mean?"

Mew: "Well... It's just that there are multiple of you... Two in Alola (even though one of them died) and one in Galar..."

Type: Null: "Oh. Well, for your information, I am the Galar one."

Mew: "ah! Good to know! (And glad too...)"

*Mewtwo flies into the scene*

Mewtwo: "Mom, who are you talking to?"

Mew: "Galarian Null!"

Mewtwo: "Humans... I swear..."

Type: Null: "Yeah... Humans suck... The human who created me, just gave me away to a child."

Mewtwo: "The nerve of that human!"

Type: Null: "I know!"

Mew: "Settle down you two! We don't want Arceus to know about Null's presence. You know how he is..."

Mewtwo: "yes mom. I know..."

Type: Null: "Arceus? What about him?"

Mew: "Arceus doesn't consider you a Legendary..."

Type: Null: "Isn't Mewtwo man-made too?"

Mew: "yes, and Arceus still has a little problem with him too."

Mewtwo: "Another reason why mom should've been the leader..."

Arceus, from very far away: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MEW SHOULD'VE BEEN THE LEADER!?!? I'M THE BESTEST LEADER OF ALL LEADERS!!!! I AM LITERALLY GOD!!!"

Mew: "Quick! Hide Null!"