Palkia: "We got a Arcanine in the premises!"
Arceus: "Again!?"
Dialga: "Yep! And she's on her way to see you."
Arceus: "This is the 50th time... THIS WEEK! Why does she still do this!?"
Palkia: "Probably because she's a Legend Pokémon. Not a Legendary Pokémon. That sort of thing."
Arceus: "There is a MAJOR difference between the two!"
Dialga: "There is? I didn't know there was one-"
Arceus: "THERE IS! It's... Just a bit... Confusing to explain..."
Palkia: "Is it really?-"
Arceus: "DON'T QUESTION YOUR FATHER!!"
Palkia & Dialga: "Sorry Arceus!!"
*Arcanine finally arrives*
Arcanine: "Arceus! I have come to bargan!"
Arceus: "I deny that bargan! You are a Legend Pokémon! You DO NOT count!!"
Arcanine: "I beg to differ!"
Arceus: "Then beg! I don't consider you as a Legendary!"
Arcanine: "Then why are there legends of me? Hmm? There's a legend where I conquered a WHOLE COUNTRY! All by myself with a human!"
Arceus: "You're more common than other Legendaries."
Arcanine: "Urshifu and Kubfu are more common than other Legendaries!"
Palkia: "That is true-"
Arceus: "Shut up Palkia!"
Palkia: "Right... Sorry..."
Arcanine: "Just give up and let me join! You let Ultra Beasts in for Pete's sake! And don't get me started on how Legendaries are being seen by humans more often now! Let alone interact with them!"
Arceus: "I AM A GOD!!! I SAY WHO AND WHO ISN'T A LEGENDARY!!! I MAKE THE RULES!!! NOW, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!! OR I'LL OBLITERATE YOU INTO THE VOID!!!"
*And so, Arcanine ran off. Because everybody knows NOT to mess with a God!*
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Legendary Pokémon Shinanigans
De TodoThis is just my head cannons for The Legendarys from The Pokémon Franchise. Also, how do you spell Pokémon names correctly without a guide!? I can't seem to remember how to spell Yvental...
