((Before I start this one. Lucy is my Poké-oc. She is a 4 year-old girl that has a Eevee. The Eevee's name is Ex. Don't ask me why. Anyway, enjoy The Legendaries dealing with a small girl!))
Mewtwo: "Mom. Let me kill the human."
Mew, with Lucy: "No! This is a child!"
Mewtwo: "But mom!"
Mew: "I said no. She's probably lost. I'm going to return her to her parents!"
Lucy: "I'm not from here."
Mew: "What?"
Lucy: "I'm from a far away region! And I traveled here by myself!"
Mew: "That's... That's impossible! No 4 year-old child like you should travel on their own!"
Lucy: "I'm not on my own! I have Ex with me!"
Mewtwo: "Ex?..."
*A Eevee peeked out of Lucy's Backpack*
Ex: "Eevoi!"
Mewtwo: "Your parents let you travel alone because you have a Pokémon with you?"
Lucy: "Yep!"
*Mewtwo and Mew looked at each other for a moment*
Mewtwo: "Which region did you come from? I'm gonna ki-"
Mew: "Don't mind Mewtwo! He's just a bit grumpy today..."
*Mew takes Lucy and Ex to the of the Legendaries. And tells them about Lucy's situation*
Darkrai: "I recognize her. She's one of the humans that visits the garden frequently."
Palkia: "Why do you call it, 'The Garden'?"
Darkrai: "Because, the Garden is for everyone. Even you Palkia."
Palkia: "awesome!"
Darkrai: "as long as you don't destroy it... Again..."
Palkia: "I promise!!"
Mewtwo: "Okay, I know where she lives-"
Mew: "You go there, you're grounded!"
Mewtwo: "But, but mom!"
Mew: "No, is No!"
Mewtwo: *sigh* "fine..."
Zacian: "What should we do?"
Zamatana: "We can't just drop her off at a Pokémon Center, can we?"
Mew: "Sadly no. She'll just wander off..."
Dialga: "How about one of us keeps track of her in secret. Like a guardian?"
Palkia: "That sounds like a good idea!"
Mew: "But, who though?..."
*Mew looks a Lucy. As if she'll get an idea from the human. Soon, everybody did the same. Finally, someone had an idea*
Rayquaza: "How about the human's Pokémon decides? Maybe then, everybody isn't uncomfortable!"
Mew: "That doesn't sound bad... Okay, we'll try it."
*Lucy Opens her backpack fully to let Ex loose. Ex Hops out of the backpack, and looks around. The Eevee walked in a circle, looking at the options. Ex stopped, and ran towards Celebi*
Ex: "Eevoi! Eevoi!"
Celibi: "Looks like it's me!"
*Celibi giggled as everyone else (besides the small legendaries) sighed in relief*
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*After a few minutes of saying goodbye to Celibi, Celibi and Lucy head off to civilization*
Palkia: "phew! Glad that's over with!"
Mewtwo: "I still want to kill the human's parents-"
Mew: "That's it, you're grounded!"
Mewtwo: "Please! No!"
Mew: "Go sit at a tree, and think about your attitude mister!"
*Mewtwo sulkily floated back into the forest*
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Legendary Pokémon Shinanigans
DiversosThis is just my head cannons for The Legendarys from The Pokémon Franchise. Also, how do you spell Pokémon names correctly without a guide!? I can't seem to remember how to spell Yvental...