Me: L-Light!!!
Light: What is it?!
Me: Are you mineral?
Light: What? No why?
Me: Because I crave you.
Light: I don't get it. ._.
Matt: *breaks in* I GET IT!!
Me: Oh hey Jeeves!
Matt: Wow Light you're so old. Get with the times, dude...
Mello: It's an inside joke. A fairly large inside joke.
Me: It's corrupted us. The dark side of the Internet...
Light: 4-chan?
Me: No, the dark side with kittens and baked cookies.
Light: Tumblr?
Me: Yep yep fish and chips!
Julia: I thought you were vegetarian?
Me: JULIA-CHAN!!!!
Julia: I don't even know how I got here.
Chef K.K.: *breaks through the door*
Light/Mello/Matt: Who's she?
Chef K.K.: *whispers* YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
Me: It's my cousin, Stacy! She's staying over for break! ^_^ We're pretty much besties- even though I mixed up her name with someone else's...
Chef K.K.: I'M GOING TO CUT YOU UP INTO PIECES.
Me: Don't worry she's completely sane.
Light: Sure she is...
Me: Shut up, killer!
Light: *feels*
Chef K.K.: Are you done crying now?
Light: *sniff* I'm still fabulous!
L: *walks in* *slowly walks out*
Chef K.K.: I don't even know how to cook. Chef just sounds cool. WOAH HEY WAS THAT L?!
Me: Yeah wanna meet him? Let's go! ^_^ *kawaii faces ensue*
Chef K.K.: *Runs out and tackles L*
Me: ....O_o STACY NO!
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