I did it because I was bored :D
-An obsessive Death Note fangirl brings her friend to the anime world, the first realm they go to is of course, Death Note-
*cue random Star Wars opening**cue un-fun disclaimer that I do not own Star Wars*
~Somewhere in Japan near a bakery~
Julia: Is that who I think it is?
Me: OMFFFF LAWLIET HAVE MY CHILDREN
Julia: *sigh* I just want to meet ze awesome Prussia....
L: *eating cake like a boss*
Me: *tackles L* FRIEND
L: Hmm...I have gained yet another friend.
Me: So, where's your successors? :D
Julia: Dear God help me
L: How'd you know-that is not important at the moment. Can you please
Me: FORGIVE ME L SENPAI *stands up*
*Mello comes out of nowhere and aims gun at my head*
Me: *hyperventilating* HEY MELLS
Julia: I have no interest in this
Me: Wait Jules! Don't leave me! *grabs a hold of her leg*
Julia: Love you! *kicks me off* *leaves in TARDIS*
Me: Goddammit
*a wild Mail Jeevas appears*
Me: MATTIEEEE
Matt: Hi?
Me: how's my favorite gamer doing?
Matt: how'd you know I was a gamer?
Me: even if I didn't know you, it's pretty obvious *points out matt's DS and xbox controller he just so happened to carry around*
Matt: yeah but how do you know us?
Me: *pulls out L body pillow*
L, Mello, Matt: ...
Me: what? Fine...*takes out le box set of the death note series* see? I know everything about you guys :3
L: I can infer that you are mentally ill.
Me: Am not! Pfft....*starts arguing with myself rather I'm mentally ill or not*
Mello: Can I shoot her?
Near: Typical, Mello...
Me: whoa Near where'd you come from?
Near: I am always here
Me: *blank stare*
Near: *cue creepy smile*
Mello: Near stahp
Near: :(
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Death Note One Shots :D
AléatoireEnjoy! Or not. Either way will do. Oh, and about the copyright thing. I don't own Death Note. I do not own a Death Note. I do not own any characters except for my own. :3
