Deep Thoughts:
What if Light was a unicorn?
Me: He'd probs be the brightest one
Light: Can we not talk about this
L: What if I was a unicorn?
Me: You probs be the sweetest ;)
L: Awww, thank you!
Lol jk he probs would leave right when he saw me #butI'macreep #I'maweirdoooo *hums along with the Radioheads*
Gerard Slay: I'd probs be the most fab
Me: GERARD HI I LOVE YOU BUT WHY, HOW?!
Gerard Slay: Wut
Me: You broke up leaving a paragraph behind, A PARAGRAPH
also you probs made mah friend cry
Light: Well, they were probably afraid of being tee-
Me: get out.
Me: Now
Me: Light I swear to God-
Light: I am God
Me: LIGHT GTFRACKOUT
Me: oh yeah I remember now I attempted to draw chibi mello and matt but spilled waters all over it bc I'm a frackin klutz
L: I can presume that it would've been a terrible piece :/
Me: :/
Me: :(
Me: D:
Me: you fracking heARTbreaker
Me: I swear to-
Light: :)
Me: Athena
Misa: Hey! *makes kawaii symbol*
Me: gtfrackout you klutz
Misa: D:
Me: And we'll both go out with eachother bc yay bisexualness! also I'm lonely
Misa: :D Sounds like fun!
Light: Son of a-now how am I supposed to kill L?
L: I'm still here...
Light: Son of a-
Me: HAY LET'S KEEP THIS PG HON
Matt: When will I get to see Alyx again?
Me: NEVAR U CAN BE FOREVER ALONE OR GO SCREW MELLS
Alyx: Yoooo
Me: Wat are you doing here man this isn't your time..
Alyx: fine then u jerk
Mello: Threesome?
Me: PG! GUYS FOR FRACKSAKES
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Death Note One Shots :D
AcakEnjoy! Or not. Either way will do. Oh, and about the copyright thing. I don't own Death Note. I do not own a Death Note. I do not own any characters except for my own. :3