Sexual Orientation Police, I posted that story: ADN or DNA? 5...

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Me: OMG GUYS CRUSH SENPAI NOTICED ME HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME BC I WROTE HIM A NOTE IN FRENCH OMG YOU GUYZ.

Me: I BARELY EVEN KNOW FRENCH. GEE, WILLY SHAKES. WHAT THE SKITTLES, MAN?

Light: I thought you were a lesbian? You're lack of hetero romance skills confuses me.

Me: No I'm Bi. And you're rude.

Light: No I'm not, and you're just confused. You're more than likely a lesbian.

Me: Well excuse me sir I didn't know u were the damn Orientation police. =\

Matt: Is he hot? =\

Me: Yeah, he's one hot pancake. By the way he looks a lot like you Mailbox.

Mello: Wale I can't blame u

Light: Pancake?

Miyu: What are you man, thirty years old? That's like ancient.

Me: Yooo

Light: Who art thou?

Miyu: your mortal enemy. Now shoo

Miyu's the main OC protagonist in le story I published! Its a Black Butler\Death Note crossover! Neither which I own. =/

I would put a link to it here but alas I have no freaking idea how.

But don't feel bad bc its the only other story I've published.

It can't be that hard to find. I'm sure its probs reccomened around here or something.

This was just basically shamrelkess(autocorrect gave up, xD I have no clue what that means) shameless self promoting.

Oh yeah and expect a serious sequel coming soon to Awareness.

Mello won't be happy- spoiler alert.

Until next time!

Near: What? I thought you guys cared about me?

Me: Near, buddy, I love you. Julia loves you.

Mello loves you. ^_^ And more importantly,

Mello: Oh Hell no.

Me: RESPECT OTHER SHIPPERS, MAN.

Near: I prefer Gevanni, at least with him I can...

Me: You know what Near I thought about giving you a girlfriend

But now its just Lol. No.


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