Death Note One Shots :D

Beyond Bedtime #1

"You guys are going to be so scared!" The cute little psycho stuffed his face with strawberry jam. Him and all of the other letters were sitting in his bedroom. The only light available was coming from Matt's PSP and a strawberry-scented candle. Mello rolled his eyes and took another bite out of his chocolate. And Near was, well, he was currently being possessed in his thoughts.

"I doubt that," Matt said continuing to kill the baddies in the screen. Yes I did use the word "baddies" now let me continue....stop judging. Moving on....

"You're all going to die soon," Beyond began. "Matt, you're going to die a short death and bleed your eyes out."

Matt dropped his PSP and looked at the cuddly psycho with questioning eyes. "And Mello you're going to die and no one will care." Mello raised an eyebrow.

"Wait?! What about Near?" The two Ms said in unison.

"Actually, I don't see his life span, I'm guessing Near's some sort of albino angel..." Birthday shrugged. "Oh well. Don't feel left out, you two. Near will live all alone and emotionless like he is now."

"..."

"And without toys." BB added laughing.

"How can you see how we die?" Matt asked.

"Actually, I can't. I just like to scare people. Wouldn't it be great if that actually did happen though?" Beyond chuckled, and he was also cuddling with his pillow and jam jars. "But I can see your life spans, and you are going to die soon."

And what do you know? It happened.

That was not okay. But I'm not sorry.

"Are you all alright?" L walked into the room along with Watari.

"Oh. And you're going to befriend your first friend, L. Who's going to betray you and then you'll die of a heart attack. You too 'Tari." Beyond smiled innocently.

That happened too.

But hey, at least Beyond dies...

Not making you feel any better, is it?

Maybe I am a little sorry.

But hey, Near lives.