ShigaDeku

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Me: The fucking hell

Bakugo: That's my line douchefuck

Me: Can it assface.

Bakugo: YOU CAN IT FUCKER MCFUCKERSTEIN

Me: I am not in a good mood right now Bakugo, Don't fuck with me.

Mina: Yeah, stay away from him when he's angry. He's not happy Bakugo, and he controls the power in this universe

Bakugo: Why is he mad? Because of the ship?

Me: No, and it's none of your business. Now the ship is Shigaraki and Deku.

Ochaco: *picks up wood baseball bat* WHERE IS HE!

Izuku: Ochaco, calm down!

Me: Chill out. Shigaraki doesn't like Izuku. *snaps fingers* Right Shigaraki?

Shigaraki: *appears* The fucking hell! I was planning another evil plan, but now I'm here? Why?!

Me: Because *snaps finger, ties Shigaraki to a chair* You need to see this.

Shigaraki: *looks at picture* What the fuck.....

Ochaco/Izuku: For the hundredth time he/I is/am not gay!

Shigaraki: Can I leave now?

Me: Rate it.

Shigaraki: 4/10. Could happen in an alternate universe where we were all gay and All Might Jr was a villain.

Me: True. Still gross. 0/10

Mina: 1/10, same as Shigaraki. Could happen in an alternate universe, but I still love Izuocha!

Izuku/Ochaco: Stop it Mina

Mina: You Guys even tell me to stop at the same time! So cute!

Me: Bakugo...

Bakugo: 0/10, YOU DAMN PEDOS

Toru: Ew! 0/10.

Me: Since when have you been here?

Toru: The whole time!

Me: But you never once talked.

Toru: I like to go undercover....

Me: Why?

Toru:......

Me: Stop trying to distract me from the fact that the rest of your class is trying to take Shigaraki down while I'm not paying attention. You guys have to take him down yourself. *snaps fingers, Shigaraki disappeared*

Class 1-a: C'MON SWAMPERTMAN!

Me: At this point you might as well just call me Carson.

Me: 0/10

Class(and Shigaraki): 1/10

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