Ghostface: Hey, guys, I made breakfast!
[Masked Squad on panic mode]
Michael: I'm full.
Harry: I just ate.
Leatherface: My family is taking me out for breakfast.
Jason: Come on, guys. Let's give Ghostface a chance. **takes bite** See, these eggs aren't so bad!
Jason: But wait, what's this crunchy stuff?
Ghostface: Oh, you found my contact!
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Incorrect Slasher Quotes
FanfictionThis is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x...