Ghostface: Hey, Freddy! Are you available this Friday, around 8 P.M?
Freddy: I ... no? I think I'm not. Why?
Ghostface: That's nice.
Ghostface: **turns to Jason** What about you?
Jason: I'm available.
Ghostface: Nice! I am actually quite busy that day, so how about you two go on a date together, yeah? Nice! **casually leaves**
Freddy: Did he just-
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FanfictionThis is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x...