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Wasn't active yesterday, so here's a double post.

Ghostface: Not to brag, but I'm a total catch. Everyone would be lucky to marry me.

Michael, deadpan: You snore like a truck.

Ghostface: I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!

Michael: You leave your socks all over the place and then trip on them.

Ghostface, ignoring him: Ultimate husband material right here, if I do say so myself!

Michael, looking at rings: Sure.

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