Wasn't active yesterday, so here's a double post.
Ghostface: Not to brag, but I'm a total catch. Everyone would be lucky to marry me.
Michael, deadpan: You snore like a truck.
Ghostface: I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!
Michael: You leave your socks all over the place and then trip on them.
Ghostface, ignoring him: Ultimate husband material right here, if I do say so myself!
Michael, looking at rings: Sure.
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Incorrect Slasher Quotes
FanfictionThis is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x...