Michael: Why is your back all scratched up?
[Flashback to Ghostface chasing a cute kitten near the house after Michael specifically told him not to]
Ghostface: I'm having an affair.
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FanfictionThis is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x...
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Michael: Why is your back all scratched up?
[Flashback to Ghostface chasing a cute kitten near the house after Michael specifically told him not to]
Ghostface: I'm having an affair.