Norman: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it.
Carrie: ... I did. I broke it.
Norman: No, no you didn't. Ghostface?
Ghostface: Don't look at me. Look at Freddy.
Freddy: What?! I didn't break it!
Ghostface: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Freddy: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Ghostface: Suspicious.
Freddy: No, it's not!
Ghostface: Pssst ... if it matters - probably not - Jason was the last one to use it.
Jason: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Ghostface: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee stash earlier?
Jason: I was hollowing out those little cups because they make good mini-pots for plants!
Carrie: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
Norman: No! Who broke it?!
Ghostface: Well, Michael's been awfully quiet this whole time.
Michael: ExcUSE ME?!
[Yelling Ensues]
Norman: I broke it. It burned my hand and I dropped it. Ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Norman: Good. It was getting boring around here, anyway.
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FanfictionThis is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x...
