One Direction One Shots

Sniff Them Out

"Food!" Isabelle screams as she runs into the food court with open arms.

Mallery and Emily walk behind her calmly as they pretend to not be with her, heading towards the bookstore. "Remind me why we're friends with her again?"

"I don't know..." Emily replies.

The three girls were at a mall for a One Direction meet and greet with their two other friends, who were currently looking at makeup or something. They had gotten to the mall very early, so they decided to walk around to pass the time.

As they walk into the store, Emily freezes, holding her arm out to stop Mallery from walking in any further. "They're here; I can smell them."

"What?" Mallery asks, confused as to what she was talking about.

"The boys. They're here. In this store. I can smell them. We must sniff them out!" Emily exclaims. She whips out her phone and calls their two other friends. "Get to the bookstore. They're here."

About a couple seconds later, they appear and Emily gives out directions. "Maritza, you go right; Yuliya, you go left. Mallery and I will go straight. We shall tear this place apart brick by brick if we have to!"

"And if we find them?" Yuliya asks, not even questioning Emily's sanity right now.

"Scream out 'VAGINA-BOOB!'" she replies, a knowing smirk crossing her face.

Mallery rolls her eyes, but doesn't say anything. "Move out!" she exclaims, and all four girls get to work.

After about ten minutes of searching, the girls meet back at the entrance. "They're not here," Maritza says with disappointment.

Emily takes a deep sniff. "They're in... Game Stop! Onward!"

As the four girls rushed to the video game store, they didn't notice their friend, Isabelle, sitting with the five boys of One Direction, eating her food. She watched them run by and chuckled.

"Friends of yours?" Niall asks.

"Yeah. They're looking for you, probably," she responds, smacking Niall's hand away as he tries to grab another fry.

Later on, as she browsed the bookstore with the five boys in tow, she got a call from Maritza.

"Isabelle! Where are you?! They're here and we can't find them!"

A cheeky smile spreads across her face as she answers, "Try Hollister and sniff them out," and hangs up the phone.

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Oh Emily. The things I do for you. Yet again, another weird one shot...