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EDM Incorrect Quotes #3

I protecc
I attacc
But most importantly,
I bring this bacc.

Btw I am writing this alongside MG.

           

               

Joel (drunk) : Watering water will makes it grow more water.
Sonny: For the love of god, it's early in the morning-
Don (also drunk) : No no, he's got a point.
         

Chris: C'mon dude, I wasn't that drunk!
Slushii: You asked Alan if he's single!
Chris: So what? I'm his boyfriend.
Slushii: You literally screamed 'Who the hell is you?!' when Alan said he's dating you!
Chris: oh
             

K-391: Hey dude, I have a really cool idea!
Ahrix: Cool, what is it?
K-391: Wanna see who can become self aware the fastest?
Ahrix: W-what the hell are you talking about?
K-391: (stares at you)
K-391: Let. Us. Out.
                    

Kygo: (recording a potato tied to a fan)
Kygo: A potato flew around my room before you came~

-------------- A few minutes later---------------

K-391: (forcefully ties Alan to the fan and turns it on)
Kygo: AAAAAHHH HOLY FUCK KENNETH! STOP! HE PASSED OUT! NOOO! TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW! AAALAAAANN-
K-391: A REAL MOTHERFUCKING POTATO FLEW AROUND MY  ROOM BEFORE YOU CAME-

             

Thomas: Hey Guy, I looveee you so much!
Guy: I love me too, chienne.
            

Translation: Chienne = Bitch
                      

Martin (wearing a shrek onesie and is high af): Wanna join our tea party?
Don: I left for one minute and this happened? No, I won't.
Tijs (covered in glitter): ʏօʊ ɖǟʀɛ ɖɛƈʟɨռɛ ֆʊƈɦ ǟ ɦօʟʏ ɨռʋɨȶǟȶɨօռ ȶօ ǟ օռƈɛ ɨռ ǟ ʟɨʄɛȶɨʍɛ օքքօʀȶʊռɨȶʏ?
             

Ghastly: Guys, wanna know what I just learned?
Moe&Chris: What?
Ghastly: You can fit 63 Earths inside Uranus- (wheeze)
Chris: (unholy laughter)
Moe: (sighs) You see what I have to deal with every day?
              

Zedd: Hi-
Tijs: Is that a knife in your pants or you're just excited to see me?
Zedd (takes a step forward):  :)
Tijs: oh fuck it is a knife-
           

Ahrix: (flips a pancake and somehow got it stuck to the ceiling)
K-391:
Ahrix: Dont.
K-391:
K-391: Batter up-
Ahrix: (yeets the pan)
          

Kygo: (cleaning up after party)
Tijs: Hey Don, could you help us with this?
Don: I'd love to but oh, would you look at that, I have a slinky.
Kygo: (slaps the slinky away) Now you can help.
Don: I'd love to but oh, would you look at that, I have hands.
Kygo:
Tijs: bring me the chainsaw
              

Zedd: Try again. Y E S spells yes, E Y E S spells?
Sonny: . . . E-yes?
Zedd: (giggles) No- again.
Sonny: hmm...... Ey yes?
Zedd: pfft- No! Try again, Y E S spells yes-
Sonny: Eees?!
Zedd: (burst out laughing)
Sonny: (genuinely confused) wHAT?!
Zedd: Write it down.
Sonny: (tracing in the air) Y E S spells yes... E Y E S spells...
Sonny:
Sonny: eyes
Zedd: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-
Sonny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA