Nelso: (trying to complete unfinished chapters)
Brain: HEYA, I GOT SOME NEW IDEAAASS~ YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE IT AND FORGET THE CURRENT UNFINISHED STORIES!
Nelso: LEAVE ME ALONE PleaSE!
This is the main reason I'm rarely updating other books.
If someone is willing to help channel my ideas somewhere else ples help.
:' )
Zedd: Can I have your strongest whiskey?
Sonny: Just some lime sparkling water please.
Zedd: (takes a shot) Pussy-
Nobody:
Don at 3am waiting for the ghosts so he can party: WHY WON'T ANYONE DANCE WITH ME??
Martin: Fuck, we're trapped in this room!
Tijs: Yeah, guess we have to fuck now.
Martin: Why?
Tijs: I read some fics, usually they would let us out if we fuck.
Martin: I mean, I'm not complaining.
Tijs: Yeah its totally not a reason to fuck you.
Don: Hey, what's your favourite Harry Potter book?
Joel: Harry Potter and The Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash.
Don:
Joel: Everyone has their own preferences, okay?!
Ghastly: Hey, you ever imagined how your helmet would look like if it was round?
Mello: Holy hell- (wheeze)
Ghastly: I know right?! (laughs)
Mello: R O U N D
Ghastly: (having a laughing breakdown)
Joel: Am I a joke to you?
Zedd: FUCK! PIZZA HUT IS CLOSED!
Alan: LET ME INNN! JUST LET ME INNNNN!
Walkers: oooOOOOoooo~
K-391: Bro, you mean the world to me.
Ahrix: Bro, you are my world.
K-391: Bro...
Ahrix: You know I love you bro! No homo.
K-391: Bro, would it be weird if we hold hands?
Ahrix: Bro, that's intimate!
K-391: No no no, its inti-MATE
Ahrix: Bro! :D
K-391: Cause you're my mate, bro!
Ahrix: Brooo! You so smart!
K-391: #MATES4LIFE!
Kygo: (breaks down the door)
Alan: Hva faen?!
Kygo: HVOR FAEN ER HAPPY?!
Alan: (quickly grabs Happy out of fear)
Kygo: (gently kisses the doggo)
Alan: Uhm...
Kygo: Takk. (yeets self out the window)
Martin: My favourite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush.
Sonny: (concerned gasping)
Zedd: Oh my god, you guys are so cute! When are you gonna start dating? You guys have known each other for like how many years now?
Joel: (chokes on corona beer)
Sonny: Um....
Joel: (coughing)
Zedd: Oh come on! You guys are perfect for eachother!
Sonny: (blushing) I mean...
Joel: (face red) (desperately choking for air)
Zedd: Aww look at you two, blushing so hard! Its obvious that you guys like eachother!
Sonny: B-but its embarrassing to think of it like that...
Joel: (dying noises)
Alan: Look guys! I made a tiny snowman!
Kygo: What are you naming him? Olaf?
Alan: No, that's too similar to my name. I'm naming him Mikkel!
Don: Cute.
Mikkel: (head falls off)
Alan: (gasps)
Kygo: Oh no.
Don: Alan we can make another one-
Alan: MIKKEL NOOO!
Kygo: ALAN DON'T CRY PLEASE WE CAN MAKE A NEW ONE!
Alan: (starts crying)
Don: (desperately tries to build an identical snowman)
Kygo: Look Alan! It looks the same as Mikkel!
Alan: Its not the same! (cries)
Tijs: WHO THE FUCK MADE HIM CRY?!
Don: NO TIJS, LISTEN-
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