Don't mention anything about me disappearing.
Alan: (plays piano)
Kygo: (smacks his head) NOT LIKE THAT-
Alan: WHAT IF YOU SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT INSTEAD OF FUCKING HITTING ME?!
Joel: (listening to Spotify)
Spotify: (plays Marshmello)
Joel: Excuse you, that's very rude.
Thomas: (running around with martin and dillon)
Tijs: He's just like a child.
Guy: Just wait til you see-
Thomas: (trips and fall) GUUUYYYYYY!!
Guy: Oh, for fucks sake-
Viola: (calls Tijs daddy)
Martin: (slowly degrades)
Ken: Let all the sound inside you get out-
Joel: aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ken: Joel this is like, the tenth time this week-
Chris: I- excuse me jul, are you eating marshmallows?!
Julian: (quickly swallows) No its mozzarella balls.
Chris: Don't lie to me, I can detect a liar when I see one.
Julian: It's mozzarella balls, trust me-
Chris: (grabs shotgun)
Kygo: (walking around)
Martin: (hops out of bush)
Kygo: Hi.
Martin: hELLO
Ken: (kneels) I love everything about you.
Ahrix: (stands awkwardly)
Ken: Your beautiful gray eyes...your precious smile..your fat fucking ass- (cough)
Ken: What the fuck is wrong with me.
Thomas: (running around trying to put out a fire that he caused bc he tried to test if toaster can be microwaved)
Guy: (sips holy water)
Alan: (grabs Happy)
Chris: Can I see the toe beans?
Alan: Uhm, sure?
Chris: (gently squish his toe beans) :o
Joel: (steals Anton's drinks)
Will: (trips him)
Joel: What the heck-
Will: :)
Tijs: (pissed) Slap everyone that did something to you and tell me what they did.
Alan: (slaps Chris, Kyrre and Ken)
Tijs: (cracks his knuckles)
Alan: (looks at them) you fuck me i fuck you back
Anton & Dillon: (eating breakfast)
Will: (stares)
Dillon: Do you want some?
Will: No.
Anton: Do you want some?
Will: yes
Dillon: :v
Kygo: (takes off his shirt)
Fans: (simps)
Kygo: (takes off shirt)
Alan: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING--
(pay attention at the sentence ;D)
Joel: See that bitch? (points to Sonny)
Anton: Yes?
Joel: That's my bitch. Look. Hey bitch! Bitch, look here!
Sonny: (turns around)
Joel: See?
Someone: (touches Ahrix)
Ken: Alright, that's the last straw. I'm going to the firearm training.
Ahrix: (sighs)
Anton: You're an asshole!
Martin: No u
Tijs & Will: No both of you.
Thomas: (talking to other people)
Joel: You don't worry if he's seeing someone else?
Guy: I don't need to.
Joel: Why?
Guy: Because we trust eachother.
Joel: Hold on I think I'm gonna vomit.
Kygo: Who the fuck is playing music this late at night?!
Kygo: (slams the door) ALAN- what are you-
Alan: (standing behind a pentagram with candles and a laptop in the center playing robot rock)
Alan: I'm making an offering to the gods.
Joel: That moment when you walked into a room and forgot why you're there-
Chris: (bash him with a hammer)
Joel: Oh that's right I called Julian a retired peacock shit.
Ahrix: Get ready arjie you can do this. (opens a bag of chips)
Everyone: (looks at him)
Ahrix: Fuck I can't do this-
Don: (sitting alone minding his business)
Dillon: May I interest you with my-
Don: No thank you.
Dillon: You don't even know what I was gonna say.
Don: You're gonna say sanity reduction service.
Dillon: how'd you-
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