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EDM Incorrect Quotes #4

I had a stroke by reading that tweet.

            

Martin: Say something I'm giving up on-
Tijs: (pushes him away) YOUU!
Tijs: (starts dancing) Soulja boy, I tell ya'
               

Alan: I hate singing. Like.. I can't even sing anything perfectly.
K-391: I'll be gone~ In a day or-
Alan: (in perfect high pitch) TWOOOOOOOOOOO-
           

Joel: (talking to Sonny) And they were roommates!
Don: Oh my gosh, they were roommates...
           

Kygo: As he walked.
Tijs: All that I could say was-
Tijs: (continuously humming 'mmm yeah's while looking at pictures of Martin's ass)
                

Zedd: Happy birthday bitch! (holding a gift)
Joel: So you just gon' bring me a birthday gift on my birthday-
Sonny: (looks away nervously)
Joel: -to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
Zedd: (shrugs) Happy birthda-
Joel: (smashes him with a wine bottle)
                    

DJ Snake: What's the greatest honour you've ever experienced?
Alan: Playing for the king and queen of Norway.
Tijs: Knighted by the queen of Holland.
Daft Punk: Have a medley of our songs played in front of presidents of France and US.
Chris: (looks at his fortnite character) uHM-
                   

K-391: (turns to Ahrix) You know what?
Alan: I think we should be friends.
All 3 bois: (plays kazoos badly)
               

K-391: IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
K-391: IT'S A POTATATO! (points at Alan) HUGGING A POTATATO- (points at his potato plushie)
                

Kygo: (does a flip) I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF A-
Kygo: (in a husky voice) true love's kiss...
              

Don: Oh hey-
Happy: (bork happily)
Don: AAAAA GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH-
Alan: It don't bite-
Don: YES IT DO-
                 

Tijs: (to a cute doggo) Who's a good boi?
Martin: (rolls over and looks at him hopefully)
Tijs: Uhhh... you are?
Martin: (hAPpy maRTin NoiSEs)
                

K-391: When will I ever find true love?
Ahrix: Hey.
K-391: No.
              

Alan: So... no tours?
Gunnar: (shakes his head)
Alan: (angrily yeets his phone and breaks his midi keyboard) (sprains his ankles in the process)
Alan: FUCKIN' VIRUS!!
               

Zedd: (walks awkwardly from the dining table as Stitches by Shawn Mendes plays in the background)
DJ Snake: (shakes his head disappointingly)
              

Kygo: (holding a tray full of food) Can you open the door for me?
Don: Fuck off, freak! (throws a water bottle)
        

Joel: (scaring Sonny) BOO!
Sonny: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH-
Joel:
Sonny:
Joel:
Sonny: GONNA SWIIING! FROM THE CHANDELIEEER-
               

Kygo: Hey can you come over?
Alan: Sorry, I'm straight.
Kygo: I have pizza.
Alan: (comes over wearing tank top and short skirt)
Alan: So I heard you have pizza-