EDM Incorrect Quotes #9

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Highschool Edition!

Yes I know I haven't updated anything for weeks.

I'm busy with classes and internet hasn't been saving my progresses, I had to rewrite everything.

Sorry.

        

Don: Hey can you pass me my water bottle?
Tijs: (kicks the bottle so hard it flew off and cracks the gym wall)
Don: tIJS MY BOTTLE-
         

Slushii: So Joel, your role is the wolf.
Joel: Fuck this club! I'm always the villain!
Slushii: We have invited some people from the Book Club, Sonny is gonna be the Red Riding Hood-
Joel: Where's my fucking script?
      

Don: Hey Tijs I think Dillon is broken.
Tijs: Why?
Don: Observe. (throws the basketball at Dillon's head)
Dillon: YAAAAAA
Tijs: Wait lemme try (throws his football at Dillon's face)
Dillon: YaaAAAAAAAAAAA-
          

Ookay: Davie you're an idiot!
Ghastly: Well guess what?
Ookay: What?
Ghastly: Bitch! You can't even guess it, you're the idiot!
             

Alan: (speaks)
The whole school: HE IS LE MESSIAH
        

(Why Chris left the cooking club)

Raaban: Do we got the eggs?!
Chris: (grabs em) Yea we got the eggs!
Raaban: Do we got the milk?!
Tungevaag: Yea we got the mi- (everything falls from the fridge)
          

Some bully: Hey Alan, where's your paren-
Alan: I don't care about them.
Bully:
Alan: (cries)
       

Kygo: I think this slush froze my brain holy shit.
Anton: That is not correct.
Anton: Because according to the encyclopaedia of sbsobapbsosbsubsudvuobdouaboubs8ydvy8dvsui-
                   

Moe: Alright guys, turn to page 69-
Chris: (stands on the chair) THE LORD HAS AWOKEN-
Ghastly: (opens his bag to reveal his smuggled pet snake) ALRIGHT WHO'S FIRST?!
Slushii: (bangs his head on the table)
Ookay: (hides his face) I don't know these guys.
          

Tomine: For the last time Martin, we can't let you in.
Martin: Please-
Tomine: You just want to join us to get closer access to Tijs during his games and possibly dance in front of him.
Martin: No I promise I-
Julie: What's going on?
Tomine: Martin wants to join the cheerleaders.
Julie: Lol no, go simp somewhere else.
        

Don: (takes off his shirt after training)
Others:
Tijs: (has a sweaty shirt after jogging a few laps)
Martin: Oh god, he's so hot-
Dillon: Nice nip!
Don:       '-'
       

Tomine: (having lunch)
Jamie: Oh my god why didn't anyone told me that sea leaf sheep exists-
Julie: (doing a school project with her)
Jamie: Holy flip Julie look what I found! A pikachu nudibranch, its so cute!
Iselin: (in the library)
Jamie: Iselin look! Have you heard about sea bunnies-
All 3 girls: (sighs)
             

(school festival)

Ken: So our goal is to face paint as much people as possible.
Will: (already sketching the image he wants on Ant's face)
Ken: Can I see?
Will: (shows him)
Ken: Jesus-
             

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