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Addie The Absolute Chad

I really gotta write about this.

          

Addie loves to cook. He's the chef of our family.

Today, there wasn't enough ingredients for him to make lunch for us.

He asked our mum if he could go and buy some stuff.

Mum says to eat what's available.

He protests and tried to convice mum to buy some stuff so he could cook.

Mum got annoyed and refused.

So Addie, being the hungry man he is, ate a bowl of cheerios out of spite.

I swear, every single spoon he takes, he glares at mum.

Then, he accidentally spilt some milk on the kitchen floor.

He turns to look at me dead in the eyes and said, "Listen Nelso. If you're gonna fail, might as well-" (dumps the whole content of the bowl) "-fail fashionably"

Creampuff got soaked in milk.

His socks are soaked in milk.

Mum made him clean the mess.

I had to give Cream a bath.

When I was done, he was still picking up the cheerio pieces.

He was cleaning while muttering stuff about not being able to cook.

Mum told him to clean faster.

He drops the mop and dumps the water bucket, wetting the whole kitchen floor.

Mum got mad.

He said he was just 'cleaning faster'

He wipes the remaining cheerio pieces.

And now the kitchen floor is super wet.

Mum asked him why didn't he dry it.

"You only told me to clean it. Not dry it"

She gives up and bought the stuff he needed.

I had the best lunch ever.

               

          

I love my brother.