Have some more of these meaningless words that I thought of during shower while I try to recover from that lost AW-391 chapter
Alan: Nobody is born cool!
Alan: Except of course... (shows a picture of Hans Zimmer)
Alan: (fanboying intensifies)
Mello: Nobody knows who I am!
Joel (on Twitter): I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Thomas: BOO!
Guy: (screams)
Guy: Stop! I could've dropped my baguette!
Alan: Anywhere, anytime, I would do- anything for you~
Don: Go grab me some beer.
Alan: W-what?
Don: BITCH YOU SAID YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME-
Shalizi Bois: (arguing just to annoy Moe)
Moe:
~~~~~~~~~~~At night~~~~~~~~~~~
Shalizi Bois: (trying to sleep)
Moe: (banging the pans)
Moe: I AIN'T GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL! Y'ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!
Sonny: They say I'm the king of dubstep. But actually... (puts on sunglasses)
Sonny: I'm the king of bass.
(starts raining fishes)
DJ Snake: Yo what the fu-
Any DJs: (doing soundcheck)
Fans: Crowd control?
DJs: No-
Fans: Crowd control??
DJs: Alright fine-
Martin: Older people are the best cause they're full of wisdom and experience!
Tiesto: (drinks 2 bottles of vodka in one go) BITCH-
Joel: (starts talking shit about other DJs)
Sonny: wHY don't we just reLAx and turn ON the RADio? woULD YOU likE AMM OR FMM??!!
DJ Snake: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.
Everyone: (looks at Zedd)
Zedd: Really?
Steve: You better be prepared, Alan! I'm gonna pull your pants down during the show and let everyone see your boxers!
Alan: Bold of you to assume I wear boxers during my shows.
Kygo: Ooh~I wonder if I'm in this! (searches Kygo on Wattpad)
Kygo after 2 hours: I'm disgusted! I'm revolted! I dedicate my entire life to our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?!
Interviewer: How do you make music in your iconic style?
Alan: I use soul beats and makes it depressing.
Mello: I record myself singing and makes it high pitched.
Joel: Assclaps
Ghastly: I wanna be a cowboy baby!
Ookay: Hell yeah!
Ghastly: (riding a wooden horse toy) I wanna be a cowboy baby!
Martin & Tiesto: (hanging out in a pool)
Zedd: (recording) Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, zero feet apart cause they are gay!
This one is going to be long so I shortened their names.
Basically, Sonny and Joel are googling themselves.
Joel: Look how silly this is!
Sonny: Yeah! It's-
( a 18+ picture of Skillmau5 shows up)
S: Oh. Ooooohhhhh-
J: Oh my god.
S: Ooookaay- (laughing) (Ookay sneezes)
J: (leaves the room)
S: Joel don't leave! (laughs) Joel don't-
J: (slams the door)
S: JOOOEEEELLL!
J: (enters the room)
S: I LOOVEE YOUUU!
J: NO! I'm fucking done! I'm fucking DONE!
S: (wheezing) no you're not-
J: THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
S: There are more of them! (literally crying/laughing)
J: WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS MY LIFE??!!
S: There are so many! (wheezing to death)
J: (slams wall) I CAN'T DO IT SONNY!!
S: (laughing every second) I can't either-!
J: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT, SON-
S: I TELL YOU WHAT, JOEL! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW OR YOU CAN DO THIS CAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO WITHOUT YOU!
J: WELL I APPRECIATE IT- BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE MAN!
S: (wHEEZe) Joel-
J: You gotta draw the line somewhere!
S: Jo-
J: You gotta draw the FUCKING line in the sand dude!
S: (pointing to another pic) jOEL! We're-
J: You gotta make a statement!
S: (laughing) Joel we're fucki-
J: You gotta look inside yourself and say: 'wHAt AM i wiLLIng tO pUT uP wiTh todAY?' NOT FUCKING THIS!
S: (unholy screech of laughter)
The end (for this one)
Kygo (still traumatised): WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!
Kygo: THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
K-391: (pours Life cereal but lemons came out instead)
K-391: Well, when life gives you lemons-
Don: (playing with Snapchat rainbow filter)
Don: This one looks like a gay barcode scanner-
Don: beep beep bitch! You're gAY!
Tiesto: (driving)
Radio: Baby it's true! You're the one I love!
Martin: (head bopping intensifies) yOU'rE THe oNE i NEEd!
Haters: (judges Alan cuz he left college)
Alan: Well you don't need a college degree to be a clothing hanger-
Guy: (trying to get the crowd to shut up)
Thomas: Everybody clap your hand!
Guy: (law and order.mp3)
Joel: (finds a dead mouse in his computer)
J̶o̶e̶l̶ Deadmau5: So anyways I started making music-
Mello: (have the air conditioner on full blast) This is so cold, I can't imagine how anyone would stand it!
Kygo, K-391, Alan: That's cute.
Tiesto (buried in sand): I am the EDM Guardian! Guardian of EDM!
Martin: Haters quiver before him!
Tiesto (to haters): Fuck off!
Don, Tiesto, Martin, Ahrix, Zedd: (standing in a line)
Don: We all have iets in common!
Martin: Behalve for him! (points at Zedd)
Ahrix: He's a BEDRIEGER!
Tiesto: VERBRAND HEM ALIVE!
Zedd (having no clue what it meant): NO-
The end.
Translations:
Iets = Something
Behalve = Except
Bedrieger = Impostor
Verbrand hem = Burn him
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