Percy Jackson: Gods and Demigods

Happy Birthday Campers (Dionysus)

Mr. D was in a bad mood.

Like in a really bad mood.

Because Chiron had taken a holiday.

Leaving him alone with those insufferable campers, for two whole weeks.

Fourteen days also known as three hundred and thirty-six hours.

He lazily put down his diet coke can and scanned the list Chiron had given him.

Things to do around camp while I am away,

He read. -Psshh, as if Chiron expected him to work.

He scanned down the list. Oh Schist. Chiron did expect him to work.

He flipped the A3 sheet over, and read the back.

Now Dionysus, get off of your lazy podex and start working through the list. If you don't, I'll tell your father about that wood nymph...

Chiron left the threat hanging. Mr. D sighed and picked his can back up, and started to read through the list. He didn't want another hundred years of service did he...

-

Mr. D has read the list ten times now, processing how much Chiron wanted him to do.

But there was one thing that had caught his eye.

#1591 Celebrate camper's birthday.

If Dionysus knew how to do something, it would be throwing a really good party.

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"Cake for you! Cake for you! And cake for you! Cake for everyone!" Mr. D yelled.

The campers cheered.

Dionysus cheered even louder.

"CAAAAAKE!" Mr. D wailed.

He pulled a white cloth from a ginormous structure, revealing the huge cake.

He wasn't sure which camper's birthday it was, or even if it was any of theirs.

The campers rushed towards the cake but Mr. D stopped them.

"First off, no one will breath a word of this to Chiron." Mr. D commanded.

The campers nodded eagerly. For the last week, they had been carrying out his chores and now they finally received their reward.

"Now as you may tell, this cake is very special-" Mr. D got cut off.

"It's low carb right?" That obnoxious Drew Tanaka said.

Mr. D gave her a WTH is wrong with you? look.

"And with sugar substitute? Sugar is sooo bad for you." She drawled on.

So he took a chunk from the cake not using the knife and threw it at her. Everyone watched as icing dripped through her hair. She yelled bloody murder.

She stormed off to her cabin along with other Aphrodite campers who didn't like cake (those monsters).

Piper couldn't take it anymore. She burst into laughter, falling on the ground, tears in her eyes. Soon enough the others laughed with her.

"CAAAAAKE!" Mr. D said again. Soon enough, he threw chunks of cake into the air, the campers lunging for it.

It was a long time since they had a high-in-sugar food.

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2 weeks later, Chiron found his campers all hyped up and being crazy. On the floor was Mr. D in a cake dress.

Chiron decided it was best not to ask. At least it was better than last time, he thought.