Let Me Take A Selfie (Piper)

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The Aphrodite cabin had a new craze.

#Selfie

Possibly the worst, stupidest, strangest, waste-of-three minutes excuse for a song ever to be heard in this world.

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"Drew! It's your turn to clean the bathroom!" Piper called.

"Yeah, yeah. But first, let me take a selfie." Drew took out her iPhone from her pocket and took several pictures of the duck face she was making, before uploading them to every social networking site on this planet.

Piper groaned.

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"Lacy?" Piper called out to her half-sister. She walked to the direction of Piper. "Yeah." She said. "Can you please make your bed, cabin inspection starts soon!"

"Sure," Piper's half sister told her. "But first, lemme take a selfie!"

*groan*

At the lake, she was immediately called to dozens of her half sisters telling her to get ready and say, "Let me take a selfie!" And pose on someone's iPad.

If Piper hears the phrase, 'Let me take a selfie' again, she would go mental. Scratch that, she already is mental. She would jump to the canoe lake and drown herself.

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There was a knock on the door of Cabin 10, which Piper immediately opened.

"You ready Pipes?" Jason her boyfriend asked. Piper nodded. "Sure, but first, let me take a selfie!" She got her phone out.

She stared in shock and herself on the screen of the iPhone.

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